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Why are most my look-a-likes on that one women??? I've got no fuckin chance if I ever get sent to prison!
How would I like to be remembered?
Simply, as, the man who put a smile on the face of all who he met.
- David Brent
THE REVEREND = LEGEND!
If your not living on the edge, u take up to much room!
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting .. with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
Live your life the "HOFF" way!
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
" What would Lenny Henry say? I think we know - imagine him going out of the door and Dawn French is going 'Where you going? You haven't done the washing up, you haven't put the rubbish out-' 'Do it yourself! I gotta go and save some Africans!' "
"Some people stand in the darkness, Afraid to step into the light, Some people need to help somebody When the edge of surrender is in sight, Don't you worry, it's going to be all right...."
Wooo Sorry about the Baywatch flashback, It cudnt b helped...
Aaaaanywaaaay... my names Jordan... but u can call me Jordan... I'm 22... OMG I'm 22!!! F*ckin Hell im getting old!!! It's ok, immaturity is the way forward!
I like boobies & haribo sweets and I dislike public transport & the general public.
Dnt b afraid 2 msg me I dnt bite, unless U want me 2!!! So if ya wanna chat with me jst leave me a message and i'll get back 2 ya... jst like an answer phone! Well, except this doesnt have a beep - unless you make the sound yourself, which could be quite sad but nevertheless mildly entertaining lol!
Leave a Msg on the Fridge!
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