Lumpy has the best life ever. |
Seriously, ya'll. In case you haven't noticed or just don't give A GOOD GODDAMN (your mom), I have, with very little questioning, just on the brink of, without a doubt, almost quite possibly, the, for...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 05:09:00 GMT |
who the fuck goes to NY in the winter. really. |
I'm leavin' tomorrow morning for upstate NY.So, ahem, anyone that I haven't informed prior to now.. so sorry. If ya wanna hang out, call me. I'll be around for 6 days, so I'm hopin' I will have enough...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:35:00 GMT |
resistance is futile. |
my birthday party was great.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:08:00 GMT |
Words that make mountains move. |
I heard a sonnet of ignorance earlier this week that made me believe in a God all over again.Minding my own business, over hearing the casual chitter-chatter of your everyday, lay man's titty bar ente...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:06:00 GMT |
natural fucking disaster.. |
Everything is fucked up. I won't be making it to NY this week, to anyone that was expecting me. It's a real bummer, but the airports aren't even operating right now. At least, not the part that I need...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:14:00 GMT |
to all you goddamn ungrateful upstate new yorkers.. |
Yeah. YOU.I'll be in town in exactly two weeks and I expect to be shown a good time. You know.. bowling, Belmar, Dillingers, APPLE PICKING, the haunt(?), THE SPOT.. god, is this me being excited? Ugh,...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
it makes the blog happen. |
I decided today that I'm going to start blogging again. You know, like I did way back when. People really liked that shit. Every day.. I would log onto my myspace, go into my blog, and see several if ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:01:00 GMT |
YOUR PUSS INVADED IRAQ |
i needed to make a blog about this.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:36:00 GMT |
mmm. babies that taste like CRAWFISH. |
So, I had this really horrible dream the other night that I was at my mom's house and people were all standing around eating crawfish sized babies. Like.. rippin' the heads off and suckin' the insides...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:19:00 GMT |
I have a lisp. |
wouldn't that be funny?weeesauce i am going to colorado tomorrow. stokedstokedstokedstoked.I really have nothing else to say about this other thannnnn..1 - You should be jealous. 2 - My camera is almo...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:06:00 GMT |
