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Haili

Oh god, I am going to end up like Miss Havisham, wanking into a flannel

About Me

I am a quirky, chic geek at heart who loves life and is having a baby...goddamit!I was a showbiz/news reporter at the News of the World and the Sunday People but now I am a sports journalist at the BBC. Unfortunately this does mean that I am now "establishment" and any romantic notions which I had about being an anarchist like Rik from the Young Ones have gone up in smoke :(I like: Irregular Choice Shoes, Lazy days smoking grass in the park, Biba, dusty libraries full of interesting books, Carry On films, Burlesque, Sally Bowles, Nissan Figaros, pear cider, Scarlett O'Hara, Private Eye, anarchy, medieval literature, comic books, Christopher Hitchens, coloured tights, politics, berets, mini-cheddars, badly dubbed porn, my friends in the White Hart and WA1, Anna Sui, Vampires, Benefit make up, tattoos, passion flowers, piercings, inpromptu nights out, Spaceman watches, afternoon tea, retro clothes, gigs and festivals, candles, sport, cake, writing, stained glass and being in LOVE!I hate: scenesters, Harry Hill, spitting, people who wear band t-shirts of bands that they do not like that much, runny eggs, minimalist rooms, house-work, rats, voter apathy, warm beer, Wigan Warriors, Razorlight, Tony and Gay Mullets, shit pills, sprouts and package holidays.I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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I'd like to meet:

Morrissey, Dita Von Teese, Mia Farrow, Kevin Smith, Reeves and/or Mortimer, Boris Johnson, Big Sam Allerdyce, Prince, Howard Marks and Ray Von....shaba!
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Basics:
Name: Haili-Leanne McHugh
Date of Birth: 9th JANUARY 1983
Birthplace: Whitley Bay, Newcastle
Current Location: Warrington, Cheshire
Eye Color: true blue
Hair Color: reddy brown
Height: 5'4''
Heritage: A bit Irish I think.
Piercings: three
Tattoos: five
Favourite:
Band/Singer: The Smiths
Song: Sweet and Tender Hooligan
Movie: Clerks
Disney Movie: The Lion King
TV show: Peep Show
Color: I have two...Primrose and Blue..
Food: KFC
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: cookie dough or half baked
Drink (alcoholic): Mohito
Soda: Coke
Store: Vintage/retro shops in Brick Lane or Tatty Devine in London
Clothing Brand: Vivienne Westwood or Anna Sui
Shoe Brand: Irregular Choice
Season: Summer....lazy days having a smoke in the park...can't beat it!
Month: December. Every one is dead happy and there are loadsa parties.
Holiday/Festival: Glastonbury
Flower: Passion flower
Make-Up Item: Benefit lip and cheek stain
Board game: Cluedo or Guess Who
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy if I am indoors all snuggled up!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: veggies
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: money! Cant I have both?!
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: tea...herbal preferrably
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: To survive all the festivals I am going. If I am still alive in September it will be a miracle.
Most missed memory: Meeting my friends in the cafes and bars of Islington in London
Best physical feature: There are two of them. They are on my chest.
First thought waking up: Is my lovely boyfriend with me?! Sad eh?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Turrettes
Preferred type of plastic surgery: tit lift and lipo
Sesame street alter ego: Never watched it. Preferred the muppets or Fraggle Rock.
Fairytale alter ego: Rumpelstiltskin
Most stupid remark: "Is Turkey in Greece?" I was about 12.
Worst crime: erm, stealing from my parents when I had a massive breakdown. Not good.
Greatest ambition: To become the next Margeret Thatcher or to join the Suicide Girls.
Greatest fear: To die having not made a mark on the world. To be mediocre and un-remembered...how shit is that?!
Darkest secret: I want to be a platinum blonde.
Favorite subject: The work of Leonard Rossiter
Strangest received gift: A chinese burn
Worst habit: Spending money which I haven't got.
Do You:
Smoke: Not conventional cigarettes
Drink: yeah, a fair amount.
Curse: Yes. Mostly at sport matches.
Shower daily: Yeah.
Like thunderstorms: When I am tucked up in bed and they are happening, yes.Being out in them is another matter all together!
Dance in the rain: At festivals, yeah.
Sing: Yeah. I am a grade 8.
Play an instrument: Yeah, drums, flute, clarinet and I wanna learn double bass.
Get along with your parents: Now I do.
Wish on stars: All the time, I am a romantic fool.
Believe in fate: Yeah definately. But I believe you can change it too.
Believe in love at first sight: No.
Can You:
Drive: Yes
Sew: No. Thats what Mums are for.
Cook: Yes.
Speak another language: Yeah, German.
Dance: When I am drunk.
Sing: Yeah
Touch your nose with your tongue: Yes
Whistle: Yeah
Curl your tongue: yeah
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: About 4 times a week...my poor liver
Been Stoned/High: maybe twice a week
Eaten Sushi: All the time when I lived in London. I am in the media dahling!
Been in Love: Yeah I am now.
Skipped school: No. Never. I never turned up at college, but I never wagged school once.
Made prank calls: Yeah loads.
Sent someone a love letter: haha....yeah
Stolen something: Yes.........see above.
Cried yourself to sleep: A few times.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Pushovers....boring!
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I feel like it.
Name three things you can't live without: music, clothes, my boyfriend....
What is the color of your room? white.
Do you have any siblings? Yes. 11.
Do you have any pets? Yeah a Yorkie called Morrissey.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I dont hate anyone, but a million dollars is a lotta money...
What is you middle name? Leanne
What are you nicknames? Hailibob, Hail, H, Hails.
Are you for or against gay marriage? For. Surely nobody in a civilised world can be against it?
What are your thoughts ..ion? It is a decision that a woman has the right to make.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah loadsa people. Mostly famous and therefore completely un-attainable.
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Peacefully in my sleep.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? about 20
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? It depends where the bullet would hit me!
What is the last law you’ve broken? posession of illicit substances
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: doesn't matter
Eye color: doesn't matter
Height taller than me
Weight thinner than Andy "the viking" Fordham
Most important physical feature: eyes
Biggest turn-off Being an arse hole.
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