what to do for halloween |
So I was trying to think of what to do for Halloween since they make a big deal about it at work. I wanted to go as Stuntman Mike from Deathproof but couldn't find the right jack. Then I thought my gr...
Posted by al on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:54:00 PST |
one armed girl |
[15:04] Al: today i was wondering if i would date a girl with only one arm[15:04] Al: and i was thinking yeh if she's hot[15:04] Al: then i remembered at one job this hot girl with one arm and i was c...
Posted by al on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 03:11:00 PST |
i often think to myself |
I want to run and jump like a ninja.
Posted by al on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST |
Ok so Fergie |
Ok so what Fergie is saying in that song is when she was little, her father would scream, in her face, at the top of his lungs "IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME" and she's grateful?w...
Posted by al on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST |
Ah memories of Annie |
As a child I starred in a Suge Knight produced off-off Broadway run of Annie, it got rave reviews such as from the LA Times "Alan's performance is so realistic you almost forget he's a little boy dres...
Posted by al on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Cee-lo has really short arms |
I was watching the latest Gnarls Barkley vid and thought gee his arms are short, then the floodgates opened:they so short he can't hug himselfthey so short when he tries to clap he fans the person in ...
Posted by al on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST |
american chopper and prince |
The other day, while commuting home, some track from Purple Rain started to play on the radio and I started to think about him riding the motorcycle in the movie. It seemed like a big bike when I saw ...
Posted by al on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST |
