I am, in no particular order:The Reverend Doctor Tommy Squeezebox of The Church of the SubGenius;The accordion-toting singer of "what kind of music is that exactly?" band Fantasmagoria (now in suspended animation);The co-creator and genial host (aka Dex Sinister) of psychotic interactive performance The Apocalypse Gameshow;The lynchpin singer accordionist of stylish loony showband The Bohemianauts;A clown and idiot (see above);Some kind of insane genius (delusional also); wasting my time in front of a computer screen; an experienced theatre director who hates working in theatres.Slightly obsessed by H P Lovecraft...Recently co-wrote and starred in The Apocalypse Gameshow, a live theatrical gameshow of bizarre and paranoid provenance. Here's a little taster: