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Id say Im sorry to disappoint you, but Im not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught m

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I Eat Like A Bulimic Girl Binges!!
Here are some things you should know about me... yes there are alot.
I am the original FUCKIN FUCK, and accept that title with open arms.
I am mean.
The phrase "Suck It" makes me smile!
How would you like a fuckin battle axe to the fuckin face?
At some point in our time spent together i will let you down
I will be the first person to tell you i am nothing special, and i say this whole heartedly, and i am no compliment seekin whore. i am just regular and i like to be this way
I AM A FUCKIN FATTY!! and i fuckin like it!!!!!!!
Laughing is more important to me than oxygen...if were not laughing then what the fuck are we doing?
I have way too many tattoo's, yet i keep getting more
if i could see anyone naked i would want to see Steve G. from ghost hunters....i love him!!!
I tend to be creepy, and i do creepy ass shit(I think its funny).
I always forget to call people back...fuckin hell i just forget to call people in general
I pee in every pool I go in.
when I shit I shower directly after, no exceptions.
I mumble.
I tend to hate more people than I like.
With that said, people I hate usually like me.
If being naked is and option, i am taking it!
I am always tired.
I smoke weed! FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
I will make fun of you---not to be mean though---I do it because it makes me laugh!
I fuckin LOVE LOVE LOVE to be made fun of (it makes me smile)!
If you cant take a joke I will instantly hate your ass!!!
i am 100% realist, i am also the biggest skeptic you will ever meet...but i believe in ghosts--yea you figure that out--
If you need to be entertained you can go to www.clownsforhire.com!! I will not be your entertainment.
I like to have a good time.
I fucking swear like its my fucking job.
If i was one of the chipmunks i would be Theadore! and i would definatly eat all chipettes...wait not brittany, i would push her down 10 flights of stairs!!!
I have a random obsession with curious george
Chances are i probably dont want to have sex with you!!!no matter how goodlooking you think you are...i usually dont!
Lookin in the eyes of a dieing person is a fuckin rush!
i cant wait to be a dad
I am that gay person that fuckin hates guys who act like flaming fuckin fairies!!!seriously i fuckin hope you all fuckin choke and fuckin die!!!!!CHOKE MOTHER FUCKERS CHOKE!!!
if we in a situation where i can embarrass you, fuckin bet your fuckin life i will
I always sing about the food i am cooking
I think flashin my dinky at people is one of the funniest things ever
I am not intelligent, i am a fuckin moron!!
I have no fuckin ambition, so dont fuckin ask!
I think showing emotions are a form of weakness.
I am a self proclaimed "self hater", but ironically i love my life
All in all i'm up for whatever, and i'm down for anything
I ALWAYS TAKE THINGS ONE STEP TOO FAR!!!!!!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netYour results:
You are Hulk Hulk 80% Green Lantern 70% Spider-Man 65% Catwoman 65% Robin 63% The Flash 60% Iron Man 50% Supergirl 48% Superman 40% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 33% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
My score on The Gay Guy Test :
The Jock Gay
(You are 64% a Macho Jock, 17% Pink and Femme, and 37% Scene-Emo)
MACHO MAN!!!Someone enjoys their sports and working out, while you're not as comfortable with your sexuality. You arent a proud gay, but you're a damned good looking one. You won't be caught at a musical but you still cuddle with your boyfriend while watching movies at home, just like everyone else.
Link: The Gay Guy Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )
You scored as Meg Griffin. You are Meg Griffin. The only daughter of Peter and Lois and the oldest. Meg has trouble finding friends and tries to hard to fit in. She pretty much sucks and even her family makes it obvious that shes their least favorite child.

Meg Griffin


88%

Brian Griffin


88%

Peter Griffin


50%

Joe


50%

Glenn Quagmire


38%

Chris Griffin


38%

Lois Griffin


25%

Stewie Griffin


25%

Cleveland Brown


0%
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I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone..as long as your not fucking creepy, or a fucking FLAMING HOMO..seriously if you act like a girl keep on fuckin going and peace the fuck out of here!!!! Everyone else feel free to drop me a line

Music:

i hate when people say "i listen to everything"....usually you fucking dont. because when you say everything..that includes african drum music or some shit like that, and i can almost garuntee you dont listen to it.....but i listen to rock, punk, techno, and pop. some bands are:
bloc party
hellogoodbye
disturbed
slipknot
static x
ladytron
stone sour
bif naked
crease
panic at the disco
orgy
dave matthews
red jumpsuit apparatus
damone
i hate most, if not all rap and country.... i fucking cant stand it!!!!! i would rather cut my wrists!

Movies:

horror, suspense, some comedy...there all good. i dig anime.

Television:

ahhhh sadly enough i am obsessed with RAVEN...if you dont know who that is, watch more disney channel....my all time favorite show is dead like me, it was fuckin bitchin, but sadly if gone now(fuck you showtime fuck you)..i am a huge fan of cartoons... i love them!!! not just adult swim but like all cartoons, such like looney toons, grim adventures of billy and mandy, camp lazlo. i dont really care to watch tv, dont get me wrong i love tv, but i cant really get into a series, i just dont care enough.. I FUCKING LOVE ULTIMATE FIGHTER!!!!IF I HAD THE AMBITION TO GET JACKED I WOULD SO LOVE TO KICK SOME MAJOR ASS!!!!!

Books:

harry potter, valley of the dolls, the great gatsby....those are the only books i've read........--oh wait-- fudge, super fudge, and fudeimania, thank you judy bloom

Heroes:

Bettie Page

My Blog

another insight to a wasted mind

today i hate     Stupid people     People with religious tattoos or more the point jesus or that mary whore& I mean whyits not like you know jesus, or anything...     th...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

elephants

You Failed the US Citizenship Test..http://images.blogthings.com/couldyoupasstheuscitizens hiptestquiz/reject.jpg" height="100" width="100">Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right!Could'>http://www.blogth...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST

heavy

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all that yet again someone near and dear to me has died. Now those who know me know that I actually hate this person. But I must give credit where credi...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

KATHLEEN

A special blog for Kate J   Seeing how Kate was sad she is not in my top 4, I write this blog just for Kate. Fuck my top 5-8, sorry dudes Kate is a whine bag and we need to make her feel special....
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:49:00 PST

top 4

          MY TOP 4 AND WHY  1 HYDE              Where to begin me and Hydes history? Does it sta...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

i'm so angry i farted

Ok so what the fuck. I was supposed to have Monday off, but I was just told that I infact will not be celebrating MLK day. Instead on bowing my head in mourning, and instead of sleeping til 3pm w...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

a blog for hyde

In the 10 years I have known Hyde I have never really bashed her& she is my roommate, my best friend, my family, my sister!!! But I must say this   FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Hows this for communicating! B...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST

why?

After many many many many years it looks like my Harry Potter obsession will be ending soon. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow (book 7 / the last fuckin book for those who don't know) is rumored to ...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

dad

Ok bitches it Christmas eve.. I am working. Its only 1130pm and I am sooo fucking tired I cant believe it!!! I slept from 4am-3pm and I am struggling to keep my fuckin eyes open& god I wish I didn't p...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

sadness

     Ok people I took the Steve Irwin death pretty good but now come to fuckin find out that  a legend is goneL&. I wish to say goodbye to Mr. Joe Barbera& you will be missed&. atl...
Posted by Americas Next Top Douche Bag! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST