Hi guys, my name is U-1.
This whole "Gitaroo Man" thing got started a little while ago when I was moping around in my bedroom after being bullied by this jerk named Kazuya. He was always embarassing me in front of my chick, Pico. My dog Puma felt bad for me and decided to offer me a little advice on taking care of myself (yeah, turns out he can talk).
So he taught me how to defend myself using a guitar. Unfortunately, I didn't have one, so I used a tennis racket.
The next thing you know this demon named Panpeus breaks into my room and attacks me. He says hes after the "last gitaroo," which he seems to think that I have. Puma informs me that I do indeed posses this artifact, and that I am actually the legendary Gitaroo man. Heavy stuff.
So I use the techniques Puma taught me to defeat Panpeus, and that marked the beginning of my journey, ultimately taking me to another planet to defeat an evil overlord named Zowie.
These days, I'm not up to much. Zowie is long gone, I have all of the gitaroos safely tucked away, and planet Gitaroo is living in peace.
Oh and Kazuya? That chump doesnt even think about messing with me anymore. Me and Pico have been going strong for a while now, I might pop the question soon...
