New rules and Realizations! |
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a > >reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't > >particularly like them! Besides, I already kno...
Posted by Deaner on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST |
A blonde and her pet........ |
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign reads "SEX FROGS! ONLY ...
Posted by Deaner on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:04:00 PST |
How do you decide who to marry??????? |
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chi...
Posted by Deaner on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:03:00 PST |
2007 Alberta New Drivers Handbook......must read |
Alberta Driver's New 2007 Handbook1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Alberta driver avoids using them.2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance betwe...
Posted by Deaner on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Understang your wife......and women in general |
After daily arguments for five years, a young man and his wife decided they needed to see a marriage counsellor. They were constantly at each other's throats and felt this was their only hope. When th...
Posted by Deaner on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:06:00 PST |
State Mental hospital |
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someo...
Posted by Deaner on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST |
Understanding women |
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 > Adventurous - Slept with everyone > Athletic - No tits > Average looking - Ugly > Beautiful - Pathological liar > Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pil...
Posted by Deaner on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Gotta vent Part Duex |
Well here is part 2 to my early blog about city drivers. Onmy way home I found another driver that drives me insane....what is ist you say the young kid in the sports car...no thats not it, Big truck ...
Posted by Deaner on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST |
Gotta vent |
So here I was out and about on a chilly Sunday afternoon, and I noticed a few things that annoyed me as I drove on out pothole riddled city streets. well here is one of them
We live in one of the most...
Posted by Deaner on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Now I dont feel bad....stories of winter driving |
So here it was this morning bright and early, I had an 8:30 haircut appointment. Sure it had been snowing and blowing for most of the nite, but I'm a good driver and my car can pretty much make it thr...
Posted by Deaner on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST |
