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RATTFINK

F, I said F I, F I N, F I N K, fink

About Me

Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll


My Interests

Design, Photography, Art, Music, Hot Rods, Choppers (although I'm no good on two wheels), Vintage Polaroid Cameras, Dive Bars, Vegas Baby, Camping, causing Havok on beach cruisers, watching Haggard for the 200th time and still laughing, Road trips, a cold 12 pack of Miller High Life (it's the Champagne of Beers you know), Dirty pictures, and clean underwear to make momma proud...

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who don't suck and people who are cool with sucking.

Music:

AC/DC, Alice in Chains, The Amazing (Royal) Crowns, Andrew W.K. (When it's time to party, we will always party hard!), Bad Religion, Bauhaus, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, Beck, Billy Idol, Black Flag, The Black Heart Procession (no finer musicians ever came out of this town), Brian Setzer, The Clash, Coldplay (yes, I said coldplay), The Cramps, The Cult, The Cure, The Damned, Danzig, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Deadbolt (not the finest, but the scariest), Deke Dickerson, Depeche Mode, Die Hunns, The Distillers, The Donnas (hey, they finally turned 21), Dr. Dre (Anyone who doesn't like The Chronic, please get up and leave the room), Duran Duran (I spent some time in the 80's okay), Elvis, Fionna Apple, The Fighters of Foo, Fugazi (anyone remember the $5 shows at the original soma?), George Thorogood (he was bad to the bone, right?), The Ghastly Ones, GNR, Helmet, Hole, Jane's Addiction, Jimi, Joan Jett, Jonny Cash, Josie Kruezer Kim Lenz and her Jaguars, Kiss, L7, Led Zeppelin, Madness (checkered tie and oxblood docs. I'll admit it.), Man or Astroman?, Manic Hispanic, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Metallica, Michael Jackson (there was a time when he actallu was "Bad". Poor Guy), Mike Ness, Ministry, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Motorhead, Nashviile Pussy (Fried Chicken and Coffee baby!), Nerf Herder, NIN, Nirvana, NOFX, Operation Ivy (that album will never die), Ozzy, Patsy Cline, Peter Gabriel, Pinback, Pink Floyd, The Police (there will NEVER be a better band), Prizefight, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Rancid, The Reverend Horton Heat (J-I-M-B-O), Robert Johnson, Rocket from the Crypt, Rollins, Roy Orbison, Samhain, The Scorpions, Screeching Weasel, Sex Pistols, The Smiths, Social D, The Specials, Sting (Nothing Like the Sun will make your day), Stray Cats, Stuggle, Sub Hu Manz, T Rex, Tom Petty, Turbonegro, Van Halen (not Van Haggar), Weezer, The White Stripes, Youth Brigade...

Movies:

I'm all over the board here. Movies defiantly rock. Dune, Legend, Matrix (1&2), Fifth Element, Mallrats, Evil Dead Trilogy, Dogma, Big Trouble in Little China, True Romance, Chasing Amy, Goonies, Haggard, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Americam Pie, Old School, Lost Boys, Six String Samurai, Friday, Fight Club, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, UHF, Jackass, CKY, Desperado, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice, Any James Bond Movie... Where do you stop?

Television:

I'm a nerd, I'll admit it- Discovery Channel, History Channel, TLC. Maybe a little Adult swim thrown in for good measure. Wild Boyz and Viva La Bam when I remember to watch. Netflix has put a damper on my TV habits, But I still watch re-runs of CSI like a FREAK!

Books:

Books? What are those? Magazines all the way.

Heroes:

When I was 12, Hulk Hogan would have been a solid answer, but these days, I'm not so sure if I have a hero.

My Blog

Cheesy quote, but it works.

"All you have to decide is what you're going to do with the time you are given."
Posted by RATTFINK on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

Hey there, all you middle menThrow away your fancy clothesAnd while you're out there sittin' on a fenceSo get off your ass and come down here'Cause rock 'n' roll ain't no riddle manTo me it makes good...
Posted by RATTFINK on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

Black Celebration

Lets have a black celebrationBlack celebrationTonightTo celebrate the factThat weve seen the backOf another black dayI look to youHow you carry onWhen all hope is goneCant you seeYour optimistic eyesS...
Posted by RATTFINK on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

Blood and Tears

Blood and tearsBlood and tearsSince you've been goneI hear you've been cryingBlood and tearsAll aloneIn your miserySo aloneCould you haveBeen deceivedSince I've been goneI hear you been cryingYou cry ...
Posted by RATTFINK on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:16:00 PST

Better Living Through Chemistry

Better Living Through ChemistryThe blue pill opens your eyesIs there a better way?A new religion prescribedTo those without the faithA hero holding a knifeAnd blood is not enoughIs it too late to go b...
Posted by RATTFINK on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:44:00 PST

The AK-47

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Abdomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assau...
Posted by RATTFINK on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:53:00 PST

Not a Religious Person

"I put no stock in religion- By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those wh...
Posted by RATTFINK on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:32:00 PST

Little Pickles

"Something strange happened to me this morning." "Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles ...
Posted by RATTFINK on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:30:00 PST

J-I-M-B-O

Chain Driven Wallet Above Ground Pool J-I-M-B-O Slap Bass Bones Rock-a-Billy Ultra Cool J-I-M-B-O Nature Boy Jimbo Get In Your Pickem Up Truck Go Cruise Around With Lady Luck ...
Posted by RATTFINK on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:20:00 PST

Walking on the Moon

Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs dont break Walking on the moon We could walk for ever Walking on the moon We could live together Walking on, walking on the moo...
Posted by RATTFINK on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:04:00 PST