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About Me

I am the Official Film Reviewer for Myspace Comedy!Local man about town trying hard to progress in earning a living from all things creative.I am digital media professional and love the whole guerrilla filmmaker thing - why not check out some of my stuff that I have uploaded on the videos page or youtube?I am a stand up comedian who mostly talks about my love of films and videos, every year in Edinburgh I do a show about videos called VHS and I am one half of the sketch show double act Kiosk of Champions. I run a monthly film based stand up gig in London called "Perfect Movie"I am also a folk rock singer/songwriter for Pot Pourri (the sweetest smelling band in History) and a sometime performance poet - but don't let that put you off...it's not wanky at all. Honest. I also used to be the great bass player with the excellent FiCTiON. We were great...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Preston Sturges but he's dead. Peter Cook, but he's dead. Douglas Adams, but he's dead. Euripedes, but he's dead and I don't speak ancient Greek. Joe Orton, but he's dead too and if he hadn't had his head staved in he might very well be too old to have a proper chat anyway by now. In fact, most people I want to meet are dead or foreign (or both). Honestly though, apart from Christopher Walken, Rik Mayall, Ben Folds and David Bowie I have been fortunate enough to meet my heroes so far. Oh Yeah - hot sexy females who think I’m great - I'd obviously like to meet some of them too...Real women, though, who actually exist and do normal and exciting things with their life. NOT any of the Jasmines and Leelas from California who have explicit pictures on other sites because mean ol' Tom won't let them post on myspace cos they're too rude. If I'm ever that fussed - I'll find you, believe me. Google images is a wonderful thing...So leave me alone please. And bands, If you're not from southend/Essex or people I know then I probably won't add you. Also, If you want to add me, then don't have your profile set to PRIVATE so I can't see who you are or what you are about because if I can't see if I wanna add you, I just won't add you. Sorry, It's just the way I am...

My Blog

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2009

Hello,In case you are interested, here are my plans for Edinburgh...I am doing two shows this year - my double act sketch show with Stuart Goldsmith KIOSK OF CHAMPIONS and my PERFECT MOVIE showKIOSK O...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:55:00 GMT

My Gigs for March 2009

Tuesday 03, Stand up, Guess Who Comedy, The MetropolitanSaturday 07, as Spak Whitman, 100 ClubSunday 08, Kiosk of Champions, sit down Sunday, Landor TheatreMonday 9th, Solo, Wilmington ArmsTuesday 17t...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:57:00 GMT

BRAND NEW NIGHT I'M STARTING IN LONDON!!!

Hosted By:Big RichWhen:24 February 2009Where:Queens HeadDenman StreetLondonW1D 7HNDescription:MYSPACE COMEDY'S OFFICIAL FILM REVIEWER PRESENTS A NIGHT OF FILM BASED STAND UP, SKETCH and CHARACTER COME...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:36:00 GMT

Why I am an Idiot for getting annoyed at the 11th Doctor

I mean, isn't there a war on somewhere that requires urgent attention and causes that need support?It's retarded of me, frankly.  I don't even know who he Matt Smith is and I have never seen him ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:14:00 GMT

KIOSK OF CHAMPIONS BACK IN LONDON - JAN 12th 2009

Kiosk of Champions are proud to reprise their previous Edinburgh show one more time, at the Etcetera Theatre, Camden - on January 12th!That's quite soon!If you missed the show last time, or were one o...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:59:00 GMT

MY FILM WATCHING ARCHIVE *2*

*A continuation of my previous weekly blog*Right....This is a bit shit....I apologise....But what I'm gonna do here is continually update you with whatever films I have watched as soon as I watch them...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:44:00 GMT

KIOSK OF CHAMPIONS LIVE IN LONDON OCT 22/23

"Ingenuous charm... marvellously dark and dangerous" The Scotsman ****"An hour of captivating comedy" The List ****"The material was hilarious and drew raucous laughter from the audience" ThreeWeeks *...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:07:00 GMT

MY GIGS FOR OCTOBER 2008

Oct 6th  Stephen Carlin Project, Amersham Arms, London Oct 7th  Northampton gig Oct 9th  Laughing Boy Comedy, Covent Garden Oct 10th  Bush Hall Presents, Shepherds Bush (announcing) Oct 13th ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Edinburgh 07

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Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:06:00 GMT

VHS 3: VIDEO NASTY in EDINBURGH July 31 - Aug 24

YES&After a making a one-man assault on the world of comedy last year, seeing me perform in UK, USA and Canada, it is time to hit the mean streets of Edinburgh with my brand new solo show.   VH...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:37:00 GMT