Well im like most 19 year olds i love to party. The best kind of partying is witha house full of drunk people throwing lunchmeat at a women you pay to have sex with you but then letting her down when she gets to house and all your friends atack her with arms full of bologna and salamie.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented the plastic things on the end of shoelaces. Highfive to that man
