Carrie

LADIES - Next time he makes you mad...

Just Super Glue his flip-flops to the floor
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:15:00 PST

The Lonely Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.    She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" sh...
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:04:00 PST

Believe In Yourself

Posted by Carrie on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

One Flaw In Women

Posted by Carrie on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:31:00 PST

What does Love mean?

What Love means to a 4-8 year old.  Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answ...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:07:00 PST

Political Correctness

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as "APP...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:50:00 PST

Family

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I.  We went...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

Men

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Posted by Carrie on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

DON’T drop your spoon

The Waiter and the Spoon Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange....
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

A NEWBORN’S CONVERSATION WITH GOD

A BABY ASKED GOD, "THEY TELL ME YOU ARE SENDING ME TO EARTH TOMORROW, BUT HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE THERE BEING SO SMALL AND HELPLESS?"   GOD SAID, "YOUR ANGEL WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU AND ...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST