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Amandabagadonuts

There's a place where everyone can be happy, it's the most beautiful place in the whole f*ckin world

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 Wanting to be a writer, you would think I'd be able to fill this space with something witty and profound. Instead, I'll insert random things that people have said to me in the last few weeks.

"You look like you belong on a milk carton."

"Uhm, I didn't really have any expectations from you."
"You're annoyed because you don't know if you want scrambled eggs or not?"
"What's really special about you is that you sit there and take it and never even ask me what I'm doing with the balloon!"
Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality
What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
whose ur favorite relative? My papa, by far the coolest member of my family, dunno how much that really says but whatever.
on top or on bottom? mmmm.... on the top, on the bottom, on the sides, upside down....
boxers or briefs?....other? on boys, boxers, on me, boxers, on the floor, boxers
whose ur daddy? some d-bag in florida, or texas, or something like that
do you rinse and repeat? fuck no you shampoo waster, you!
do you play with sticks? only to poke you in the eye after your body starts rotting
have you ever eaten a rock? pretty sure i haven't, but then again i've had some questionable people cook for me, so eh.
ever riden a dog like a horse? hahaha, never had a dog big enough to ride like a horse, unless you count men......
whats ur favorite sexual postion? that one, and that one, and that one
mandy or andy? i'm pretty sure i love myself more than andy, so i'm gonna have to go with mandy on that one
soup or salad? salad, with ranch.
blingin or ballin? every time i come around the city bling bling
bitches or hos? i have both, what's your price range?
do you yahoo? I google, you skanktaster
gas or electric stoves? gas, never know if electric is still hot or not
cream or gel? ....what are we talking about here?
shaken or stirred? shaken...mixes better
random? you lack creativity
musics u likes lots of different kinds, mostly ghetto
the prescious? oooh sparkly rings
what the fuck is up with bottled water? it tastes deliciousnessicity
why does the wind howl instead of blow really really hard? you blow really really hard
are you bored like me? apparently since i'm filling this crap out
how often do you give the finger? at least on a daily basis
how often do you say fuck, shit, ass, cunt, dick, bitch, cock sucker?? (exact numbers please) 397, 632, 905, 0, 34, 22, 13
lay pipe or ride the whale? i'm all about layin' the pipe
on your kness or on your back? they both have their appeals
how much sleep do you get? not enough, even when i don't have shit to do
i dont get any :( yes you do you fucking liar
do you hate me? a little bit
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My Interests

Finding new things to marvel at in an otherwise uninteresting world. Finding humor in daily life, and laughing at bad jokes that no one else thinks are funny and not being humiliated that I laugh just to be happy. Road tripping for a month and putting 8 thousand miles on my car, and enjoying every minute of it. Being challenged and feeling as if I have no recourse and finding a way to say "fuck you" to the universe. Reading voraciously, rotting my braincells beyond belief with my guilty pleasures. Finding new and amusing ways to incorporate music into my life. Writing wantonly and obsessing about my lack of future plans.

Your word is IDIOSYNCRATIC- adj : peculiar to the
individual; "we all have our own
idiosyncratic gestures";
"Michelangelo's highly idiosyncratic
style of painting"

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I'd like to meet:

I am open to meeting anyone new, although I'm unlikely to add you if you haven't even sent me a message. I am also looking to meet some friends with some sense of loyalty, because that is so rare. The few friends I do have, I would trust with my life, thank you guys. I'm going to borrow what a lot of people say and add that I want to reconnect with people I have once known but have fallen out of touch with.
The guy who came up with this: http://lglan.net/endoftheworld.swf

Music:

I generally like rap, hip hop, and R&B. My interests have lately been extended to some alternative, and soft rock emo-sounding music and generally anything that appeals to my ears. I'm not going to lie; My guilty pleasure is Mariah Carey.WOO for me!
What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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Movies:

It didn't occur to me until taking a quiz a couple days ago that I have seen a lot of movies. 172 out of 239 listed, I believe. I've liked a lot of the movies I've seen but the majority of my favorite movies are historical fiction and science fiction.

Television:

I don't have cable :(

Books:

I've read every book in Laurell K. Hamilton's collection as well as Phillipa Gregory's and Anne Rice's. Not to mention the countless numbers of books I've read by other favorite authors. I'm always open to new book suggestions so please feel free to share your favorites.

Heroes:

I don't like to worship false idols, but this is as close as it gets.

You're Lili St. Cyr!

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My Blog

Really fucked up dreams

I just had a really fucked up dream.  I was being tormented by a poltergeistesque demon that i thought i picked up in some really nasty house that I had actually slept in without knowing (i ...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

Finally!

It's 8 am and I am eating goulash...I have not been happier in my entire life than I have been in the past 3 days... Yes, the weather has sucked, yea, I've been busy as hell, but oh man, I am one happ...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:23:00 PST

ba ba buh bah...

my life has begun to take on a fucked up soundtrack... it's repetitive, even though i am careful to avoid making the same mistake twice. I feel like somewhere around track number 4 it starts skipping ...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:17:00 PST

creativity killed the girl

You Can Call Me You can call me the Goddess of Domesticity The high priestess of the porcelain throne Feel free to worship at my bunny-slippered feet And gaze in awe at my otherworldly rubber gloves. ...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

People piss me off. (WARNING: RANT)

Normally I complain about stupid people.  Tonight, I complain about smart people/person.  Steve brought some d-bag to Rookies tonight that offered me a dollar for sexual services. ...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

Inherently, intrinsically unhappy

What the fuck am I supposed to do now? This stupid fucking school screwed me yet again... apparently it's my fault that I've been given shitty guidance counseling the entire time I've attended this cr...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

Just because I'm bored

I felt compelled to tell everyone (who actually bothers to read my stuff) about my test drive. So the other day, my mom and I go out to test drive some cars... she takes out the V6 Mustang(boring ass)...
Posted by Amandabagadonuts on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:53:00 PST