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Pigeonator

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About Me

I'm this guy, right? Just sort of an ordinary guy. I drink milk. I make lists of things. I have no real ambition. I often enjoy the strange and unusual. I often enjoy things that you would never expect. I usually feel like I'm forgetting something, and sometimes I actually am forgetting something. Winter makes me want to kill people. Actually, people make me want to kill people. I work in retail, which, in a lot of ways, is the worst job I could possibly have. I cannot stand trendy things, even the things that are trendy specifically because they're not supposed to be trendy. The FCC can piss off. My voice changes randomly. I'm really bad at hiding how I really feel about anything. I can be an ass...but I'm not always.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who refers to his/herself in the third person. Someone who pronounces words correctly. Someone who prefers the spelling "grey" to "gray". Someone who knows the question and answer to the life, the universe, and everything.

My Blog

Fuck Corporate America

Has anybody been paying attention to the news at all?  In particular, the news regarding AIG...For those of you who haven't been following this saga, you should be.  By the way, thanks to Liz for call...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 20:41:00 GMT

Assorted Complaints

Does anybody else have a problem with the way things are run?  I sure the hell do.  There are some rumblings about legalizing marijuana for personal use.  It's about damn time!  Frankly, prohibiting a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:27:00 GMT

A Top Ten List

Just for the hell of it, my top ten favorite dramatic performances in film. Let the debate begin!10. Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting - Many hailed this movie as a strong all-around film, but one with...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Another of Those Days

Yes, it really was another of those days. In a different sort of way, of course. Look, I’ve been pretty crap to some of the people that I care about recently, including some of the people who ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:56:00 GMT

One of Those Days

Do you ever have one of Those Days? I’ve had a lot of them in the last month or so. You bet. Especially that one I had a few days back there. That day pretty damn well felt like the last thr...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:17:00 GMT

patriotism out your ass

is there anyone out there who knows that it doesn't make you more patriotic to stand up in the seventh inning at a baseball game for the singing of God Bless America?  anyone else realize that th...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:03:00 GMT

something vague

are you going to read this all the way through?  indeed, are you going to read this at all? sometimes, there is something bothering you.  something vague.  you can't quite put your fing...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 20:39:00 GMT

the painting on the wall

There is a painting on the wall. In the portrait, a woman dances, inexplicably alone. In the room which contains the painting on the wall, a woman dances, inexplicably alone. The woman is lithe, slend...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:46:00 GMT

Ryan's Rant, part I

You know, anybody who knows some things about me knows that I hate politically correct speech, but I love when things are described clearly and accurately.  You'd think it wouldn't be such a diff...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:19:00 GMT

The Principles of the OR

"Principles of the OR" 1. Our Reality is preferrable to Their Reality whenever necessary.2. Jello is the preferred form of sustenance!        *One can susbstitute other t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 18:58:00 GMT