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*Joey*

"Your trademark is stupidity.."

About Me

None of your business.

My Interests

Movies, music, gore, and panties..and more than anything, Josh!

Music:

Radiohead, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, The Cure, Placebo, TV on the Radio, The Shins, Cibo Matto, Built to Spill, The Strokes, Mecury Rev, The arcade fire, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Sigur Ros, Faith no more, Talking Heads, PJ Harvey, Flaming Lips, Morrisey, The Smiths, The Yeah yeah yeahs, Portishead, The Killers, The White Stripes, Bright Eyes, NIN, Dresden Dolls, The Faint.

Movies:

hairspray (THE JOHN WATERS ONE, NOT THAT NEW PIECE OF SHIT),naked lunch,night of the living dead,a nightmare on elm street,the pianist,raiders of the lost ark, the silence of the lambs,feast,little shop of horrors ,starwars,trainspotting, adaptation,airplane,napoleon dynomite,ghost world,bill and ted,aliens,brazil,natural born killers,raising arizona ,amelie,american graffiti,being john malkovich,the departed,apocalypse now,back to the future, american beauty,a clockwork orange,close encounters of the third kind,dancer in the dark,gangs of new york,taxi driver ,blazing saddles,office space,punch drunk love,big fish, beetlejuice,dawn of the dead,the deer hunter,full metal jacket,jaws,whats eating gilbert grape,mulholland drive, cry baby,dr. strangelove,E.T.,the exorcist,goonies, welcome to the dollhouse,young grakenstein,all evil deads, the shining,texas chainsaw massacre,dead alive,may, pet sematary,nightmare before christmas,edward sissor hands

Television:

You can telly my vision.

Books:

Books? Whatcha wanna read fur?

Heroes:

That Pappy..... he would come home furm work way back when and tell me he had a surprise fur me, and he would lift up his flannel shirt, and by golly thur would be a cute little piece of lint in his belly button just waiting fur me! Oh that Pappy....we would just laugh.....and laugh.....and laugh....for hours and hours. He was just precious.

My Blog

..stupid customers..

More customers saying lame shit...continued...old man walks by a panty table and i ask how he is doing..his reply was.."i bet your mom would look great in these."  (oh you fucking prick , let me ...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST

little fawn dream

so I had a dream that my parents got me a tiny fawn for my birthday. Like real tiny...I could hold it in my hand. It would wrap it's little legs around me and hug me and It would nibble on little slic...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

Freddy Crouger dream.

This is a dream I had a while back but I thought it was worth mentioning.Freddy Crouger was trying to kill me in a dream I had. I was running through this house trying to get away from him but he was ...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Arctic dream.

So this is a dream I had last night.My mother, father and me were in the arctic or something. We were swimming in the ocean were all the giant glaciers were. The water was clear blue except for the wh...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

Ghost boy dream.

So, a few nights ago I had this dream....I met this ghost.  He was someone I use to go to middle school with. He was walking with me in this field and he was telling me what it was like to be a g...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:01:00 PST

TYPICAL DAY AT WORK

Yeah, here's just a taste of the stupid shit people say at work... Me---"Are you interested in getting the Victoria's secret credit card today?!" Retard customer----"Hmm, What's that?" Me----- "It'...
Posted by *Johanna Leigh* on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST