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Poe Face

It Was Like Trying To Find Warmth In A Hookers Embrace

About Me

I'm not a nice girl and I like to be mean to my cousin... I enjoy drinking, fornicating, and just any kind of debauchery in general. I sometimes go by the name "Heroin" because of my pasty flesh and thin lil body (which also looks like a bag of milk, milky and just plain wrong). I recently learned I have stripper breasts and have been told I look like a Bangcok prostitute on a Sunday morning after the navy left town.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who will treat me like the Surrey that I am

My Blog

Confessions

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Drinking With The Bertrand's

*Sigh* I Love My Family And All The Extensions That Go With It. I Was Doing A Little Drinking With The Bertrands Last Night And I Wake Up This Morning With Two Kids Jumping On Me And Telling Me H...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:46:00 GMT

Lets Get Me In Bed.....

So I Need Some Ideas To Make Me Tired, For Some Reason I Just Cant Get To Sleep These Days...I Have Tryed Everything, And I Know What Some Of You Are Thinking *Stop Having My Afternoon Naps* Well Just...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:45:00 GMT

Take Care Of Me....Please

Ok Kids Im So Sick Today I Felt Kinda Crappy For A Few Days Now, And I Thought It Was Almost Over, Turns Out I Was Wrong, Its Friday Night And Im Walking Aound My House With Box Of Tissues While I Lis...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:50:00 GMT

Winter,Fences And Trips To The Emergancy

Ahhh Yes The Joys Of Winter..This Is My Apology To Alicia So I Get A Phone Call Today Telling Me To Put On Warm Clothes And That We Are Gonna Go Sledding.  As Im Walking Out The Door My Mom ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:38:00 GMT

Wicked Nikki

Ok kids this blog is all about my little cousin wicked Nikki. For the last little while i have been missing her because i dont get to see her pretty little face everyday like over in Victoria. I miss&...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:25:00 GMT

Ode To To-Go Cups

Oh the to-go cups how wonderful they are. Originally they were invented  for coffee (im assuming) but lets face it they are perfect for beer, wine, anything with alcohol.The best things...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:22:00 GMT

Surrey Bound

I Am Moving Back Home To The MainlandLove Me That Is All
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:03:00 GMT