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cider times

i was abducted by hill people who wanted me to stomp cider for them, in case anyone was wondering where i've been. it was ok for a little while but then i realized i wasn't going to be paid, so using ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:34:00 GMT

scarlet

i think i have scarlet fever. please send donations to evan gandy, he will spend them appropriately. also, i think i saw bruce springstien in barts today, he was looking at the penny candy. it's a mar...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:57:00 GMT

blog

blog. a frog agog, a log agog, smoggy frog. trog... ladite a frog at nite. the cog, the cog. mad dog fat hog, blog blog. oh my gog i'm losing my mog.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:36:00 GMT

i haven’t been keeping up my awesome blog

i saw a bird today. maybe on a video game at brians house, or maybe really. are birds insects?
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:36:00 GMT

if anyone has any hats i want them

i would like a hat that says swayze crazy, i want one that says here's the beef, and i want one that says just say no to bo, or oh shitus; botritus. if anyone has one of these, or knows where to get t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:16:00 GMT

what the fuck is a blog

if you never sleep you can watch a lot of bad movies
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:18:00 GMT