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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!....wait! no! that's not me. i think i was channeling someone else. hmmm...verrry interesting. let's see. me: EMPRESS MAGNIFICENT OF THE UNIVERSE!! i think that about covers it. heehee. i am a bartender. i like to eat, hang out at the pool, go to the zoo. i saw a beluga penis at the aquarium the other day. it may have been the highlight of the week. yet, the week is still young. so we shall see. i like perfect blue sky spring and fall days. i don't watch much television. i'd much prefer to read. i have fantastic friends. i like dogs...especially tookie. i am on the biggest search of my life...to find a pair of jeans that look good on my butt without costing a googlepoopilion dollars. i love music and my family, flip-flops and sunglasses. i do NOT like when people order hot tea at the bar, when people get in my way and then proceed to stand still, when people complain about being fat but never do anything about it, when cd's skip, when i am wading through the shit on my bedroom floor and i step on a highheel nearly impaling my foot and causing a near-permanent limp.Myspace Layouts