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About Me


I fancy myself an acutely self-aware person.
I'm not exceptionally talented at anything other than spooning and being nostalgic. I want to be a production designer for film and currently attend Columbia College Chicago. I write songs though I don't sing well and cry over books. I'm a lover and a fighter. I enjoy arguing with unintelligent people and getting the last word. I'm the kind of girl who let's horoscopes get her hopes up. I have a jealous streak a mile wide. I'm afraid of heights, the dark, and whoever is hiding behind the shower curtain. I love words but have terrible grammar. I prefer my gratification instant. If at first I don't succeed, I usually give up. Just look at my illustrious dance, cheerleading, and soccer careers. I use too much salt and am lactose intolerant. If I were a super hero I'd be more weak than super. My favorite color is brown and I like playing Marco Polo in public places. Subtlety is not my specialty. I like cleaning but not my own messes. I enjoy organization but my room when it's clean puts me on edge. Homes should look lived in. I have a loud mouth and long eyelashes. I swear swear swear I'm not as hot-tempered, bitter, and hostile as I often seem. I talk too much. I don't smoke and I go to cheap shows. I am a crush slut. I don't have my driver's license. I'll get it someday. I'm quick to forgive but not to forget. I've got brown eyes and I'd probably only come up to your chin. I have a weakness for white chocolate. I refuse to make excuses for my musical interests and they're a hell of a lot more varied than you think. I have a penchant for melodrama and am oft more trouble than I'm worth. Sometimes I'm total cunt. I don't make promises I don't intend to keep. I've had thirteen surgeries including a rhinoplasty. I'm the most sexually ambiguous person I know. I like going to the drive-in and swinging on swings and Kurt Halsey. I am a complete and utterly hopeless klutz. I'm from the south and sometimes it shows. I'm notorious for leaving long, convoluted, amazingly ridiculous and ridiculously amazing voice mails. I own a guitar I'm trying to learn to play. I'm extraordinarily sarcastic. I hate the word extraordinary. I enjoy diners and eating breakfast at any time other than an appropriate one. I like staying up until obscene hours to see the sun rise. Come find me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, if you'll take me out for breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM and cut up my eggs for me because I can't. You, if you'll tell me bedtime stories. You, if you can handle my sometimes high maintenance need for attention. You, if you'll cuddle with me on top of the covers when it gets hot in the summer. You, if you'll always remember that the back of my neck is my favorite place to be touched. You, if you'll make me ride the ferris wheel and refuse to let me shield my eyes. You, if you'll take me to the drive-in. You, if you'll never try and fill silences with meaningless conversation because small talk is for small minded people. You, if you're not frugal when it comes to doling out compliments. You, if you'll write me letters every now and again. Because I like getting mail more than phone calls. You, if you don't mind randomly taking naps inside bathtubs full of pillows. You, if you don't mind waking up at half past 10, even on the weekends, for no reason at all. You, if you'll make me mixtapes. Or just you. I guess you'd do.

"Love once got me in the gut. It was no real fight, it tore me up." - GREGORY AND THE HAWK

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