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About Me

I remember being a young lad at vacation bible school. The teacher asked the class if anyone knew who wrote the book of Genesis. I blurted out "Phil Collins" without so much as a moments hesitation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny, Jacob Halloween, Craig Fourth of July, Guy Fawkes.

My Blog

Business is my business, and business is bad.

What's crappening shitbirds?  I have nothing to say really, I just needed a forum to unleash my turbulent economic times/Megadeth reference upon the world.Actually though, now that I've got you here, ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:47:00 GMT

Q:What did the train say to the 5 paragraphs, when the latter challenged the former to a fight?

A: Hey essay, don't you know I'm loco?Your welcome.
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Obama wins: Conservatives threaten to move to Canada

It's been a week now, since the election of our nation's first black president.  Barrack Hussein Obama.  Whether or not you agree with his politcs, this is something we can all be proud about.  Real c...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:13:00 GMT

Feeding the hand that bites me

What up digital dogs?  Before we get started I respectfully request that you put your fist up to the monitor for a period of no less than 9.11 seconds in accordance with the e-dap proclomati...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:19:00 GMT

When life gives you Clemens, make Clemenade*

I am not a smart man. I lock myself out of my house and car on a regular basis;  I say "dude" way too much; and just now, while signing in to meyes pace, it took me like 17 tries becaus...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Open letter to whoever stole my credit card and tried to buy $400 in beauty supplies online...

Jokes on you mah-fuck.  I'm broke.
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:08:00 GMT

Rick Okay (sic)

Ok.  So here's the deal.  I love hip-hop as much as a suburban white kid can without it affecting my speech and wardrobe patterns.  True, I do sometimes resort to excessive urban v...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:19:00 GMT

New Hampshire State Motto Hard

I don't usually write these things to fill you in on every minute detail of my day-to-day humbuggery, but I am watching a movie right now that I feel is worth mentioning.  It is "Bojangles", the&...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:32:00 GMT

If you think Im going to put pants on just because you came over then you dont know me at all

I just wanted to take a little time to remind pedestrians of something they should have learned as children:  Get out of my fucking way. I'm a busy man.  I don't have time to stop and let ev...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:29:00 GMT

Extree! Extree! Read all about it

Ok, so here I am sitting at home after my grueling four hour work day.  I'm digging around in my archives and what do I find but an article I wrote for the Kalamazoo Dispatch way back in 196...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:41:00 GMT