Despite what you may have heard, not actually a robot.
If you're really curious, there's a blog , though it's not particularly interesting or informative. Sometimes it has amusing pictures and random Aster factoids and occasionally even real life updates, but I don't promise much beyond that.
My 'relationship status' is subject to change without notice; my desire not to show up on anyone's myspace singles search is a constant.
And, you know, it's myspace. If you're taking it seriously, you're doing it wrong. As such I reserve the right to choose ridiculous pretentious aliases for myself as the mood strikes me.