I'd like to meet:
Whirtleby K. Gundershins or this guy
Music:
Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Mois, Közi, Koji Kondo, Yoko Kanno, Mozart, Tchaikovsky
Television:
King of the Hill, Startrek, Startrek: TNG, Jem and the Holograms, My Little Ponies, The Colbert Report
Books:
Letters from the Earth, Aesop's Fables, Metamorphoses, The Canterbury Tales, The Divine Comedy, Lockpick Pornography, Wicked
Heroes:
Mark Twain, Steven Colbert