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The Prophet

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About Me

Stupidity is my eternal enemy. Tennessee is purdy. And green. I love music, all music. Techno/electronica/house music makes me want to rock back and forth. Death metal makes me want to start fights on trampolines. If you want my attention, wear something that blinks, glows, lights up, or changes color- But no brightly colored clothing, as I will run away screaming. I sleep alot. I curse so much one would swear I was in the Navy. I love my family, no matter how much they can piss me off. I run on my own erratic timeline. I dont wear makeup or trendy clothes(ex. frighteningly tight jeans, shirts a size to small), I wear very little jewelry, I rarely paint my nails, I dont dye my hair. Not because I think it's bad or some shit like that; I just dont want to. Some days I can talk till you just want to choke me, other days you'll be hard pressed to get a word out of me....****************************************************** *********************** I love music, grass (any way you interpret that), studying genetics, medicine, cosmology (Space, you fuckers), sharp pointy implements of death, live plants, booze, food that doesnt make me want to vomit, musicmusicmusicmusicmusic, the Goodwill, dried cranberries, people who calmly nod and agree with you even if they dont believe a damn word you say, classic rock, classic cars and trucks, motorcycles, antiques, and I really do love fuzzy animals- they're not just for killing and eating(though they are awfully tasty), the word 'fuck', Amazon.com, pants (yeah pants!), loud, angry, screaming rock that gets the adrenaline flowing, the color Black, being fucking weird, Sunshine!(now isnt that surprising?), old houses, talking to people who aren't really there, rambling on and on until my keyboard crumbles to dust... ************************************************************ ***************** I hate being sick, stupid people, people who drive while talking on their cell phones, people who drive while TEXT MESSAGING people on there fucking cell phones, really tiny cars, my computer, my malfunctioning gastrointestinal system, prefab apartments, having the hiccups, McDonalds, Wal-Mart(but I still shop there on occasion), food that makes me want to vomit, how my friends and my friend's friends seem to keep dying, vehicles that look completely fucking stupid, the fact that my speakers were not built to handle loud, angry, screaming rock, people(I dont discriminate), calling people, I REALLY hate being sick, geese- FUCK I hate geese, my pathetic excuse for a garage, scary bible-thumpers, my neighbor who seems to have a strange obsession with turning vehicles that don't work into lawn ornaments, ignorant bastards...************************************************* ***************************
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"

My Interests

music, studying genetics, medicine, biology, Space!, computers, stomping upon unsuspecting citizens, locating the gene that causes stupidity...then destroying it, Chase Richards--*I mourn for those who never knew you*

I'd like to meet:

Asylum workers, Lewis Black, Jim Morrisson, Bill Gates(only to kill him and take his billions and billions of dollars)...though in reality...musicians, artists, those with some shreds of intelligence left, people who like to run down the street screaming for absolutely no reason, people who know how to spell, those who will help me regain my rightful place as ruler of this planet (and later, of all existence!), and of course, the criminally insane.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kate
Birthday: 10.19.88
Birthplace: A sterile environment, hopefully
Current Location: Fort Wayne IN
Eye Color: Blue.Green.Hazel
Hair Color: Blondeish
Height: 5.7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous, bitch!
Your Heritage: Potawatomi of the Woods.Welsh.Scot.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black Red Wing steel-toed boots
Your Weakness: N/A
Your Fears: The Religious Right
Your Perfect Pizza: Papa Murphy's veggie pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I havent IMed or been IMed for months.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy shit, I slept too long. Again.
Your Best Physical Feature: ? You tell me.
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: Not being sick.
Pepsi or Coke: Bleh. Gimme root beer.
McDonalds or Burger King: Chik-Fil-A
Single or Group Dates: Dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Celestial Seasonings Cranberry Zinger
Chocolate or Vanilla: Why not throw in strawberry and make it neapolitan?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Sometimes.
Do you Swear: Ha!
Do you Sing: When no-one is around.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Hooray for being clean.
Have you Been in Love: Constantly.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps.
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I find motion (esp. rocking) rather soothing
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I just want my body to stop killing itself.
Do you get along with your Parents: Parent? Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well hell yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: I can play my head against the monitor. It goes thumpthumpthump.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, though most were medically necessary.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. More pants!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Um....how 'bout.....no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not yet, no.
Ever been Drunk: Yes. Im a sleepy, giggly drunk. I can get kinda loud, though.
Ever been called a Tease: Yep.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Explosively. In front of cameras. (Oh god, now Homeland Security's gonna get me!)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Something that will make me decent money.
What country would you most like to Visit: Northern Canada.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dont care.
Favourite Hair Color: Anything that doesnt look shitty. Preferably natural color, I guess.
Short or Long Hair: Short, long, none. I dont care.
Height: Dont care.
Weight: Preferably more muscle than fat.
Best Clothing Style: Anything other than 'look at me, Im so gangster'. Keep your ass in your pants, please.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A lot.
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Plenty, but I wouldnt change them.

Music:

*Feel free to introduce me to new music. I dont have much of a social life.* Almost anything defined as 'rock', jazz, blues, classical music...damn near anything. A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains, The Animals, Archer Prewitt, Audioslave, The Beatles, Ben Folds Five, Billie Holiday, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Traveler, Butthole Surfers, Chemical Brothers, Coal Chamber, Coldplay, Combichrist, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Cream, CCR, Crosby Stills Nash, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Danger Mouse, Dave Matthews Band, Days of the New, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Disturbed, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, der Electric Amish, Enya, Esham, Fear Factory, Fiona Apple, Frank Zappa, Garbage, Gnarls Barkley, Godsmack, Green Jello, Helen Kane, Hole, Incubus, ICP, Iron Butterfly, J Dilla, Jane’s Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, John Fogerty, Judas Priest, The Kills, Killswitch Engage, Kittie, Kottonmouth Kings, Kreator, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Live, Lords of Acid, Louis Armstrong, Louis XIV, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Martha Wainwright, Massive Attack, Metallica, Miles Davis, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moby, Monster Magnet, Napalm Death, Neko Case, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Orgy, Otep Pantera, Pearl Jam, The Presidents of the United States of America, Primus, The Prodigy, Psychopathic Rydas, Queen, Ra, Radiohead, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, Rufus Wainwright, Sepultura, Sixpence None the Richer, Skinny Puppy, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Static X, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Taproot, Tech N9ne, Temple of the Dog, Tool, Twiztid, Type O Negative, Van Halen, Velvet Acid Christ, The Wallflowers, The White Stripes, The Who, William fucking Shatner, Willie Nelson

Movies:

I love gore and horror flicks, obscure shit, shit that makes no sense whatsoever....Leprechauns, Pin, Creepshow 1&2, Aliens, Dead Leaves, Downfall, House of 1000 Corpses, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, some documentaries, Alfred Hitchcock shit, Marx Bros. shit, Star Wars, The Hulk, Hellboy, any Star Trek movie(of course), Species, Spaceballs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, (blank) Of The Dead movies, Life of Brian, Arachnids...

adopt your own virtual pet!I wonder...if I feed this penguin enough fish, will he vomit?

Television:

The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Modern Marvels, Star Trek (any and all), Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Good Eats, Nature, Nova, Carpocalypse, ATHF, them old-as-hell X-Men cartoons, Invader Zim, Ren & Stimpy, Mr. Rodgers, Sesame Street, Looney Toons, Tom & Jerry...ha, I love cartoons...

Books:

Books:_____________________________ (Deep Time by David Darling) (The Elegant Universe _and_ The Fabric of the Cosmos by Prof. Brian Greene) (A Murder of Crows by various) (From Cradle to Grave: The Short Lives and Strange Deaths of Marybeth Tinning's Nine Children by Joyce Egginton) (The Stand: Complete and Uncut _and_ Everything's Eventual by Stephen King) (The Great Influenza by John M. Barry) (The Secret Lives of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd) (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon) (Doctors from Hell : The Horrific Account of Nazi Experiments on Humans by Vivien Spitz) (Fast Food Nation: The dark side of the all-American meal by Eric Schlosser) (Nisa: The life and words of a !Kung woman by Marjorie Shostak) (Nickel and Dimed: On not getting by in America by Barbara Ehrenreich) any and all Rotten Library entries Magazines:__________________________ The Week, Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, National Geographic, Smithsonian, Better Homes & Gardens (now that was unexpected, eh?), Scientific American

Heroes:

What's a hero? cultdeadcow.com, dailyrotten.com, weird.tv, thinkgeek.com, redmeat.com, getannoyed.com, jibjab.com, howstuffworks.com, juergenspecht.com, mozilla.org, rottencotton.com, wickedjester.com, tshirthell.com, bugmenot.com, biodustrial.com, ethicalatheist.com, fitday.com, fiql.com, stumbleupon.com, jezebel.com, consumerist.com

My Blog

Shit.

I just realized I removed all my 'profile editor' shit while updating my playlist. Oops. Meh. I think I like it better this way. How are you, my peoples?I sorta murdered my computer. I'll post picture...
Posted by The Prophet on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:28:00 PST

You’re sorry?

You're fucking pathetic....
Posted by The Prophet on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:28:00 PST

Taken from Sundays Journal-Gazette...

Published: August 5, 2007 6:00 a.m. String of misfortune, then a house fire Frank Gray  The past two years have been hard for John Vires and his family.Hard really isn...
Posted by The Prophet on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

Thievery and loved ones

Welcome to the 2007 edition of getting to know your friends. Copy (not forward) this entire email and paste it onto a new e-mail to be sent. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send ...
Posted by The Prophet on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

Shock!

I read this today, and it may have restored my faith in humanity...Sex is a natural human impulse, as is the impulse to go to the bathroom. People who want to actually educate about sex are pushing fo...
Posted by The Prophet on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST

Channeling Elvis

Bananas and peanut butter go remarkably well together. Though I'm not eating them slapped together and deep-fried, with more alcohol and barbituates than I could ever dream of. (good morning!)...
Posted by The Prophet on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

FUCK PILLS

FUCK PILLS FUCK PILLS FUCK PILLS!!!...So my doc put me on Amitiza (google it, you'll figure out what it's for), cuz my loveliez Zelnorm got pulled off the market (cuz it causes HEART ATTACKS in OLD PE...
Posted by The Prophet on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

High School Musical aint got shit on me.

Dance, you fucks!(to the left!)I feel sick and I wanna die(to the right!)I feel sick and I wanna die(jump back!)I feel sick and I wanna die(High kick on Die)I feel sick and I wanna DIE!(Cabaret style!...
Posted by The Prophet on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:19:00 PST

Not dead.

Just hiding. Answering the phone, tho.
Posted by The Prophet on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Fuck you, Side Effect Fairy

Well...Life's been interesting lately, I suppose. Doctors appointments, video games, random trips to the store (often around midnight), watching my brother destroy PS2 controllers(HULK SMASH), walking...
Posted by The Prophet on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:59:00 PST