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Melissa

try not to be too overwhelmed by my awesomeness

About Me

i am the coolest person you will ever meet. my favorite things are: ketchup, autumn, puppies, shopping, shoes, sarcasm, cities, being really cold and sleeping with a lot of blankets, my friends!, rainy days when you don't have to leave your house, road trips, bad tv, seeing the pictures the day after drinking, awkward situations, when bands/authors/actors come out with a new project and i get really excited about it for a really long time before it is released and then when it actually comes out it's as good as i thought it would be, meeting new friends, being ridiculous, jewish boys, laughing so hard i can't breathe and my stomach hurts, christmas, honey mustard, mittens, cleaning and organizing stuff, making fun of other people and myself, headbands, the crazy stuff bums yell at people in Philadelphia, when people are as dorky as me, and being amazing

My Interests

umm..normal college stuff?

I'd like to meet:

i recently made a top ten list of men who i would not have to be convinced to sleep with, so i guess them: Jon Stewart, Jake Gyllenhaal, Clive Owen, Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Adam Goldberg, Gideon Yago, Adam Brody, Anderson Cooper, and John Cusack

Music:

Something Corporate, Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, The Thrills, Jack's Mannequin, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Hot Rod Circuit, The Killers, No Use for a Name, Nada Surf, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Coldplay, Radiohead, Oasis, Saves the Day, Finch, New Found Glory, The Cure, Jimmy Eat World, Elliott Smith, Weezer, Graham Colton, Jay Z, Kanye West, The Postal Service, The Thrills, The Shins, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Straylight Run, No Doubt, Journey, The Starting Line, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, The Temptations, Vivaldi, Wagner, basically everything (for real)

Movies:

Almost Famous, Donnie Darko, Garden State, The Good Girl, The Hebrew Hammer, Highway, Identity, Jarbead, Moonlight Mile, Anchorman, Sixteen Candles, Reality Bites, Requiem for a Dream, Say Anything, Mighty Ducks (all 3), Mulan, The Princess Bride, I Heart Huckabees, The Motorcycle Diaries, Life is Beautiful, The Virgin Suicidesas a rule i love all movies starring jake gyllenhaal and clive owen. i also think meg ryan and julia roberts should be locked in a room and forced to watch their movies over and over as punishment for the horrors they've put the world through

Television:

The Daily Show, Gilmore Girls, America's Next Top Model, One Tree Hill, The OC, Project Runway, Grey's Anatomy, Mr. Show, Nip/Tuck, reruns of ER...I watch a lot of (really bad) tv

Books:

My favorite book of all time: The Stranger I also really enjoy: America:The Book, Harry Potter, Angela’s Ashes, ‘Tis, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Killing Yourself to Live, Crime and Punishment, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, You Shall Know our Velocity, how We Are Hungry, How Soon is Never?, The Plague, On the Road, Gone With the Wind, The Princess Bride, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 1984, Hamlet, This Side of Paradise, High Fidelity, Lord of the Flies, Catcher In the Rye, The Sun Also Rises, A Lesson Before Dying, Grapes of Wrath, To Kill a Mockingbird, Of Mice and Men, Brave New World, Night Short Stories: A Rose for Emily, The Long Walk, The Destructor

Heroes:

your mom