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CJ

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About Me

FUN FACTS ABOUT CJ = *streetlights turn red at the sight of my car *no matter how hard i try not to, i manage to spill food on myself at least once a day *the sun only comes out when i have to work *i only sweat out of my left armpit (honestly) *i hate the part of 405 that smells like rotting animal carcass (although, its fun to blame your passanger of farting) *my body seems to be confused about where it should be growing hair *im a christian. if ya dont like that, then too effin bad *i am a man/boy *sometimes people call me maam *if i have hung out with you more than a couple times, i have probably sang you a song including your name *i use to wear hammer pants *slow drivers annoy the crap out of me. but if you tail me, ill give you a brake check *i probably have to pee right now *i am white. like really white *i have friends of all shapes and colors. im like a living JCPenny ad! *i have man boobies. i call them moobies. *once i got pulled over for going through a drive-thru backwards *i randomly speak like droopy dog.*thats all i can think of for now. if i dont write back, dont take it personal. ill get there. also, if you would like to see more pictures, you can visit my album at t-mobilepictures.com/infinitetime only my friends can view it by using the password "shakenbake" to unlock it.

My Blog

for jimmy fans only

so I finally got to see jimmy eat world live! They are the best band ever. EVER! And yet  they are so underrated, but as selfish as it sounds, im kind of glad about that because then they aren't ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:08:00 GMT

i got robbed at the bank

well, it finally happened. i work at a bank, its virtually inevitable. i always wanted to be in a bank robbery just to see what it was like. im writing about it as part self-therapy, and part its just...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:04:00 GMT

does anyone remember ok cola?

i want this to be a reverse blog, where its really about what you write. im going to list a bunch of pop culture stuff that i remember from years past. whatever it is may or may not be around, i just ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:15:00 GMT