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Josh

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About Me


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My Interests


You Are A Margarita Martini
You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk.
You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks.

You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning!

Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games.

Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are a Giraffe
You are a high achiever - able to reach things others can't.
A great communicator, you are good at getting past superficialities. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Master Pimp Luv What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

You Know You're From Stamford, CT when...1.) Your biggest decision is whether to go to Hulas or Turtles 2.) You and your friends laugh at the table next to you when they ask for a menu at Colony and complain that it is taking too long. 3.) You can tell someone to meet you In the Pit, and they will be there waiting for you when you get there. 4.) You save your soda cans for Dougie White 5.) You remember when the PITNEY BOWES sign used to be a landmark 6.) You know that Scalzi isnt just a park 7.) You dont mind waiting in line for an hour just to get a BLIZZARD 8.) Cove skating rink was the only one in town, and the only place to be. 9.) You know the nickname for the statue in front of Stark School 10.) You refer to all disgusting odors as being Worse Than Shippan Ave At Low Tide. 11.) As a kid you relied on the St. Leo's Fair to tell you summer was over. 12.) When black outs and neons were the coolest thing in the world to have on your car 13.) Read the Police Blotter to keep in touch with your friends. 14.) You still laugh at how ghetto News12 is. 15.) You know not to get caught in the speed trap in front of Rippowam and laugh at those who dont. 16.) The mall didn't change around their lay out every other week!! 17.) You were upset when they knocked down the diner to put up a bank 18.) There were bars here not owned by Post Road Entertainment 19.) You like to say I live 30-45 minutes from The City even though you never actually go there 20.) You still cant explain why High Ridge and Summer Street have different names 21.) Youve heard the phrase as local as local news gets way too much 22.) The only time you listen to 1400 WSTC is when it snows 23.) You still have no idea whats inside the Stamford Historical Society 24.) You never questioned why Colony is called a Grill 25.) You know EXACTLY why Trinity Catholic has a bus route in Port Chester 26.) Youve bought someone a gift at the Port Chester flea market and tried to pass it off as the real thing 27.) You have a collection of A & W mugs and were pissed when they closed 28.) You remember when 9 Ball was 9 Ball and the place to be 29.) You shop at the commuter lot for used cars 30.) Youve picked up a day laborer 31.) You know where to get a happy ending massage 32.) You still think Crabshell and Paradise are the same place 33.) You still try to get free parking from the Pro Park guys although you never do 34.) Your high school spent its educational budget on AstroTurf and lights 35.) Youve skipped out on jury duty because you couldnt find a parking spot 36.) Youve bought an emergency gift or card at CVS at 3 AM 37.) People travel from miles around to see the Balloon Parade and you can care less 38.) You know that going to Temple has nothing to do with religion 39.) You still dont know what happened to Playwright 40.) You still refer to Tiernans as The Old Robin Hood's 41.) You actually read and laughed at the Curleys Diner signs 42.) Youve been involved in a fight at the Villa 43.) You still have tokens to the Varsity Club 44.) You remember when the Nature Center actually had more than 8 animals and you actually looked forward to going there 45.) You bought a membership to a gym that didnt even exist yet just because you got a good deal. 46.) You still mix up Exit 7 and Exit 8 47.) You still cant understand why or how Malloy won AGAIN!?!?!? Yet, you didnt care enough to vote yourself. 48.) You still vote for the Board of Reps by picking the Italian names 49.) Anytime someone mentions Bobby Valentine, Gene Wilder, or Cindi Lauper, you proudly say, Theyre from Stamford as if you know them personally 50.) You actually remember and understand this list!!!! 51.) You know you can always catch a cheap movie at the State....and there is only one person there to take your money, order your snack from, rip your ticket, and play securityguard all in one theater!! 52.) You've gone sleigh riding at Cummings and got hurt on the "Bump!" 53.) You remember when the food court at the mall actually had places to eat 54) You remember when Cummings wasn't just Mexican and Puerto Rican hangout 55)You have or know someone who has been harassed by the cops just for having a hooked up car not for doing anything wrong 56)You still wonder how Coconuts is in business since tower opened 57) You remember when you could smoke in the mall 58) You know if you need gas after 11:00 you better go to Food Bag or Exit 9 60) You know not to go to the emergency room unless you are bleeding to death b/c you will be there for a good 8 hours!! 61) You know you aren't getting out of a ticket if you're pulled over by Levine!! 62) Dougie White has tried to kiss you, Dougie Black has asked you for money, and the crazy bum in the skirt has yelled at you 63)Danny Frat almost got arrested for riding his imaginary horse Headache down High Ridge 64) Port Chester is just a hop skip and a jump away at 1:45am on a Saturday night 65) Temple was the only good bar to go to 66) They didn't have ID scanners at the bars and we could get in with our horrible fakes!! 67) There was no Starbucks, Donuts Delight, or Cold Stone 68) You have to stay home because, there is suppose to be a shoot-out at your school

Music:


Dance, Dance
By Fall Out Boy
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