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Fernando

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About Me

I am really an 87 year old man in diapers. No, really! Well, maybe not. Who knows?

My Interests

Besides being overly awesome, I enjoy rambling on incessantly like an 80 year old war vet with Alzheimer's. Did I ever tell you about that one time Django and I went to the fair? It was a quiet summer morning and the church bells were ringing, not like they ring now, of course bells rang differently back then than how they do now. Well, it was raining and Django was spreading mayonnaise on his sandwich. I don't understand why people mix mayo and mustard! It looks like puke. Whiskey makes me puke. If Scotch and whiskey are the same, why do they have different names? My friend inve......

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and no one, depending on whether or not they brought me awesomely gawdy, shiny things to keep me preoccupied. Oh, and midgets. Midgets = very yay!

Music:

I hate it when people say, "I listen to everything" when they're asked "What kind of music do you like?" That's not the right answer! The right answer is phrased like this (take notes) "I like _______". Got it? Good. As for me, I LIKE music that makes you think. Radiohead is like, the coolest band to have existed. Of course, there's my band. We'd be cooler if our vocalist's voice didn't sound like the noise that comes out of kittens beaten with garden hoses in burlap sacks.

My Blog

Hey look, a blog of sorts!

This last month has had its shares of ups and downs. Most of these ups and downs have been attributed to this whole metamorphis-type thing I've been going through. My life has been changing for the be...
Posted by Fernando on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

Providence - A Manifestation of God's Foresightful Care for His Creatures

This last month has been incredible. Firstly, I've decided to leave Discover Financial. Whilst it may seem like a stupid decision, the reasoning behind it is sound. The way I see it, I'm 25 years old ...
Posted by Fernando on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

In loving memory...

We all know that nothing is ever static. We are all complete and utter messes, and all our intended actions take us farther from our intended directions in life. Every action taken is a failure waitin...
Posted by Fernando on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:06:00 PST

Meh.

Enterrado 'bajo la luna, sera el proximo Jesus. El eucarista de los gusanos, encuentran vida en mi. FT ------------------------------------------ Immature? Probably. So? What's it matter in the end, a...
Posted by Fernando on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:25:00 PST

A letter to my favorite person.

Dear stupid fat lady, You are stupid. And fat. Your face is stupid like the rest of you. One day, you will die by fat. You're stupidity will lead you to one day forget to breathe. LOLOLOLOLOL x 2. I t...
Posted by Fernando on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST

Don't ask. I blame boredom

Marrionettes picking off scabs off my woundsMy worthless flesh - embroidered in veils of silkescondete mi nina, vienen por ti y tus mentiras One day you'll teach teacher, but not todayPenance will com...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

Francine

Unstrung marionettes muttering tired cliches.Philosophies abided, handed down to the masses asScriptures of the prophets (profit) are written in caps.Control the mind, control the body. Deceive the tr...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST

Pick an orifice and go to town! Sadly, someone will now shave their head.

I haven't written in a while because I've had nothing to really say. Me cutting all contact with friends is almost over. I needed time away from everyone to evaluate what kind of friendships I have wi...
Posted by Fernando on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:28:00 PST

Stupid rant goes here.

I haven't written anything in a while. To be quite honest, I haven't had anything important to say in quite a while. Sigh... another boring day at work. These kinda days can be quite fun sometimes tho...
Posted by Fernando on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 06:45:00 PST

Random shit sitting on my HD...

I got these crappy, unfinished poems (or potential songs) off of my old ass hard drive. Could I possibly use these in a song? Hidden voices veiled in the oblivion Droning their disembodied song Volum...
Posted by Fernando on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST