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About Me

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Finally... after a long struggle against myspace and its obvious evilness... I have created a page. Rub it in my face that's fine, I can take it.
Rules:
1) If I have ever known you, talked to you, or stalked you in this lifetime I better hear from you on here. Drop me a line motherbitches I'm here.
2) I will under no circumstances say "thnx for the add cutie" or any other bull of the sort. Nor will you leave comments like that for me. It's gey
3) Don't even think of putting any of that glittery crap in my comments..
4) Read my blog, you might learn something trick ass busta ass mark..
5) That's it. Let's roll

My Interests

Sports, poker, money, shenanigans, women, sleeping... in no particular order

I'd like to meet:

Disease free women who aren't bitches... oh you meant famous people? Well I don't get too star struck so I'd say no one in particular.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BJ Mack, BMack, BJ Mack Hea!
Birthday: March 28, 1982
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: ehh... lets just say ambidextrious
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: None... Lazy Sunday woke up in the late afternoon
Your Weakness: A big butt and a smile
Your Fears: Only one... death
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Advance in my new career
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, j/k
Thoughts First Waking Up: Here we go
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll leave this for the women
Your Bedtime: Before midnight now
Your Most Missed Memory: Family obvioux, but my first homerun would be nice to have on tape
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: I can do both I'm versatile
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you Smoke: Disgusting
Do you Swear: Lick my balls
Do you Sing: Negative
Do you Shower Daily: Obvioux
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you think you are Attractive: Haha, yea I want myself
Are you a Health Freak: Negative
Do you get along with your Parents: Definitely
Do you like Thunderstorms: I dont like them when I'm sleeping or driving
Do you play an Instrument: Negative
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: My blood runs alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, many : )
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: 3
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Dont like it... but went to a hibachi grill and a guy sprayed Sake on me that was fun
Ever been called a Tease: Haha me? Yea right
Ever been Beaten up: Probably in like 5th grade. That's the last time I can think of
How do you want to Die: Dont... want... to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Las Vegas (I know and I dont care)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Nothing under 5' nothing over 6'2
Weight: Nothing under 100 nothing over 200
Best Clothing Style: Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: College was fun
Number of CDs I own: Not many
Number of Piercings: Just the ears
Number of Tattoos: Negative
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hahaha too many to list. I'm the human regret machine

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Television:

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Books:

Above is my future wife, Paula Creamer, and yes she can destroy me at golf. Below is my future mistress, Erin Andrews. She is what Britney Spears SHOULD have been.

Heroes:

Whoever comes with me to Cali and beats up this bitch who took my name "BMack19".
Go to http://www.myspace.com/bmack19
HOW IS THAT NAME TAKEN?? ARE YOU SERIOUS??

My Blog

Blogs

I havent posted a new blog in so long, I bet no one will even see this. I really have nothing to say, except for I just read through my blog archives, and I have come to a conclusion... I'm eit...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

What its like to be a Raider fan

If you guys ever wondered what it was like to be a Raiders fan, you are in luck because I'm about to give you some insight:First, take an icepick and just ram it into your left testicle... just do it ...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

My Super Sweet 4th of July

Remind me why I think 4th of July is overrated. It rained all day here. Fuckin gey So anyways there are like 17 people in my neighborhood lighting off fireworks tonight and its been a lit...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:33:00 PST

You really need to post a new blog

Damn, I'm losing fans quicker than Barry Bonds these days. I guess it really is time for me to post a new blog. Tons of new shit going on in my life too, its not like I've been lacking mat...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:35:00 PST

That really grinds my gears

There's some things in this world that really grind my gears 1) People who dont show up to party when they say they will 2) The girl at the party that kills everyone's game by not drinking 3) The p...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

The Best Drinking Game Ever

Next time you're looking for a fun drinking game to play try this one. We did it for the NBA Playoff games tonight, but it doesnt have to be NBA Playoffs only (could be any basketball game). Here's ho...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

"Cool New People"

I pretty much love and hate myspace for this feature. I love it because I just check out hot girls from Michigan or Cali all day because they are constantly featured, and I hate it because its o...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:46:00 PST

Great link

Thanks to my girl Sara for finding this link for me. Absolutely fantastichttp://www.albany.edu/faculty/sywang/index.html She said the first day of class the prof says "MY NAME SHO YA WANG!!" an...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:18:00 PST

FUCK TUESDAYS

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST

Random Grenades

Baseball is back and I couldnt be less excited. I thought I was a baseball fan but it sucks when your favorite team (Dodgers) has 17 guys on the DL including your favorite player. Makes it...
Posted by BJ Mack hea! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST