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I like your train of thought: I look sexy today, time to put on my green floppy hat.

About Me


My myspace has needed to be updated for a long time coming
Nothing on this page will be able to describe or interpret me, so it may be pointless to read.
First, it's necessary to say Tommi and I invented the yellow car game [I can spell it with an 'i' too, if I wanna?!]. The game has outlived itself, rest in peace.
My name is Sam, and I've got nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove so I'm dancing with myself. I'm really bad with computers and technology, including html..... I listen to almost every genre of music, I think, and a lot of my music I don't really know how to put into a category. My hair changes silly colors all the time. Not because it's trendy, because I get bored and I like colors....
I have a huge family and no one in it is the same. It makes things interesting.
I like having absurdly long conversations about hypothetical crazy nonsensical situations.... But I always enjoy having an unexpected "deep" conversation if it's in a genuine state.
If I call you smelly, it's probably because I like you. I'm a pretty slow eater, and I can never finish the last bite :(
I tend to have few things I say a lot, like "Don't judge me" or "I just thought that should be stated" or "Cleeeeearly"
I like interesting people. I need constant intelectual stimiluation or someone just down right intruiging. Humor is good, too. I believe humor is the key to intellegance; the ability to sense humor and to be able to respond in a witty and funny fashion. Interesting concept?
I have outrageously loud burps, and if you don't say a color after a burp I'll punch you.
I live on a farm..... I have two fucked up pinkies and it looks like my traguses are cut off.
I dig the whole body modification thing.....
I FUCKING BREAK EVERYTHING hehe and oh, I always lose my glasses. Bifocles, if you will. Bummer huh?
Where am I now?
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My Interests

reading, writing, music, sketching, acting, bad acting, instruments, photography, bad jokes, dress up, dancing, old artspace, marine biology, anatomy, body modifcation, doorknobs, keys, stuff on the side of the road, stories of the elderly, stories in general, ballerina shoes, swings, chewing things, biting, meat, wolves, owls, hawks, falcons, dolphins, fairies, magic, night time, starry nights, full moon, crescent moon, walks, trails, trees, eyes, poetry, art, Monty Python, Old school Nickelodeon, other galexies, cats cradle, talking, silence, sunny showers, grass, yo-yos, smell of new plastic curtains, new car smell, trucks, lincoln towncar's smell, dancing in the back of Jen's car with Tory, swimming at quarries, summer, variation, knowledge, teching, smiling, singing in the shower, walking into hangers, having friends in my basement, meeting people, dramafest, Camp Takodah, making fun of mousie for having sex with hitler, construction sites around jeeps, driving around with Tory, skipping fridays before vacations with Tory, hanging in the shed,

Music:

The Beatles, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Led Zepplin, Steppenwolf, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, The Grateful Dead, The Rolling Stones, Lynard Skynard, Kaki King, Patti Smith, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, Veronique, Lunarclick, The Dresden Dolls, Nirvana, Jenny Owens Young, Mankind is Obsolete, Bad Larry, Regina Spektor, Kiss Kiss, Cassey Dienel, Mission Shifter, Blood Hound Gang, Bush, Ransom, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Rusted Embrace, SEED, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Mollys, Android Lust, Insane Clown Posse, Dark Lotus, Twiztid, Chuck Coleman, The Distillers, Kittie, Ani DiFranco, Converge, Dramarama, Butthole Surfers, Say Anything, Fire Flies, Gregory and the Hawk, Twisted Sister, Living Colour, Husker Du, Megadeth, Deep Purple, Boston, Jethro Tul, Heart, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cult, Janis Joplin, Tom Leher, Streetlight Manifesto........ so much more but my brain capacity crapped out like twenty bands ago.

Movies:

Dead Poet's Society, Garden State, American History X, Labrynth, The Crow, Harry Potter (heh...), Star Wars for life!, The Fifth Element, Seven, Demolition Man, K-PAX, Shakespeare in Love, and more I guess.

Television:

Meow....TV has really really started sucking and I feel it will just go downward into a doom spiral and suck much much more. But I do like Daria, which is only on at like three in the morning round these parts. I also like Law and Order.

Books:

comic books, blood and chocolate, The "Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging" books, Witch Child, Anything by Madeleine L'Engle, HARRY POTTER!, in the process of readin Wolf Brother and Godess of the Night....yeah, again with lazy.

Heroes:


So I was in 8th grade this one time, right....
and of course.