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Skaggs!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I enjoy hi-jinks, shenanigans, horseplay, tomfoolery, bufoonery, knee-jerk reactions, mad-cap escapades, zany misadventures and much more. I've have always been, and may forever be, lowlife and single. I cook for a living, watch a lot of football (it's the highlights that'll get ya), rock really hard on my free time, and drink a shit-ton of beer. I also play in a really fast band called Arterial Spray and don't sleep very well. Yup, I'm still living the dream.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Degenerates, beer swillers, party animals, women of ill repute, and all around ne'er-do-wells. Also, the guy that said "This Bud's for you" in the party crash scene of "Wierd Science".

My Blog

Archie, man, I'm fucking begging ya!

Don't do it. Don't marry Veronica. Other than money, what's she good for? She's just gonna end up fooling around with the Puerto Rican pool boy. Betty is there for ya dog, waiting with open arms. She ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 14:43:00 GMT

Whew, thank god its almost over.

Man am I ever happy that ol' G.W. is almost out of office. Like most people I know, I've spent the last eight years seriously hating on some uber bible thumpy, amendment depriving, right wing mother-f...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:56:00 GMT

Didn’t yo mama ever tell ya?

Never get involved with a guy with tattoos and a questionable nickname.
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:56:00 GMT

Heeeyyy Springfield!!

Maybe I'm just a petty prick dwelling on the past, but I for one, am fucking thrilled that that lousy Simpsons movie premiere shit passed over Springfield, Oregon. I mean really pe...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:20:00 GMT