"Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
I don't want to spend my life trying to fix a broken house with the same broken tools that built it. There ain't no use in being the only tokin heart in a room full of tokin fools, now is there? Sit me down and say "Son, your ideals are far too removed from reality." Maybe I'm a fool to be putting any hope that we can change if we want to. Maybe the apocalypse has already gone down and there was no grand hurrah or headless king without a crown. The human race did not go out with a bang just a whimper and a cough. I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the bathroom and kick her kid's toys out of the way. That day has come. Yes we can! I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke. Whenever I get sad I just imagine a baby being born with a mustache. I don't believe in any pre-defined "God" character, but if there is a "God" watching I'd like to think I'm good entertainment. I'm gonna invent a toilet that weighs the poop. Just you wait and see. I can disarm you with my looks alone, or my hands, either way. But seriously, I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. I thing I'm the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix. I furnish disasters and I'm hellbent on destroying your life. It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary so live fast, party hard, die young, and stay pretty. And remember if you cannot command, you must OBEY. Post no bills and Reject False Icons.
Kill monotony
