Fly in the Ointment

I am worth $2,424,184 on HumanForSale.comYES I AM HAPPILY TAKEN!You Know You're From New Jersey When... You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast YUM!!. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were five(cuz I used to live by it, and worked in it). You've eaten at a diner or Denny's,when you were drunk,at 3 am,usually coming back from a club or Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store,and there is a Moo Moo in Bridgeton. You know that the state isn't all farmland(just where I live right now). You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway." You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs (hell yes!), and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero." You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last question had to do with driving. You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?). You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?" followed by "NotJet".You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City." You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege. In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high. You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny. You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries. You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's. You also remember Palisades Amusement Park,Action Park and the Monster Bowl Skate Park that was in Seaside Hts. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. You've never pumped your own gas. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.You remember when the casinos had to close down for the first time,because Corzine wanted to raise the sales tax.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kitten
Birthday: march 30, 1979
Birthplace: Woodbury, NJ
Current Location: Salem, NJ
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: currently it's brownish blonde
Height: 5'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German,Scottish,Hungarian,Italian,Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot
Your Weakness: men with shaved heads and tattoos!, in other words, my boyfriend
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese& pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make more money and for my book to be a success
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: awww
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: Marisa & my mother
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot earl grey tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: mocha coffee
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: fuck yeah I do
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: everyday
Have you Been in Love: I am now
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: I am very close to my family
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a white russian, some Capt & cokes
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO!DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS,SUBHUMAN TRASH AND INGRATES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I don't like them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a few hearts and kisses
Ever been Drunk: not a over 11 years
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt & Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: shaved head
Height: taller than me
Weight: muscular,not fat!
Best Clothing Style: clean cut, jeans & tshirt, boots!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none!
Number of CDs I own: plenty
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: absolutely no regrets
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