emma queer!

EMMA QUINNQUINN! I've got the most fucked up clip of the day. Now let's get our shit straight: I look like I'm 12, I sound like a 7 year old boy, I'm only almost 5'3, but I'm the ripe age of 17. I'm not the most girly girl around. I do burp (and I love it), I sweat, I say disgusting things that aren't very lady like, my legs do get pickey, but who really cares? If a guy can do it, I can too! I resemble Sideshow Bob, woop woop. I've got a badass crop of friends, a stellar boyfriend, holy fackingtosh apples, I love my life! I, most of the time, wanna make love in this club. I like new people, but if you got lots of baggage, forget about it. I eat hot peppers and sweet pickles when I'm bored. I'm usually sipping on a nice hot cup of tea, pull up a chair and join me, we can read the coffee chatter box (which I pick up every Wednesday). I dream bigbig! I hardly ever leave my cubbyhole, I like it that way. My butt-crack hangs out all da time. When I hear a song I really like I pretend I wrote it and sing it to myself in the mirror all the time. I prefer long distant friends and relationships VS. local. Barfing makes me barf more. I friggen hate cheese and any sort of lunch meat so much you have no idea, like why are things like that in the world? I would like to know. I hate it when my armpits are itchy. And on that note, if you want to know anything about pitstains just ask, I know the facts! I talk too much when I'm excited/nervous. The fabric store makes me feel at home. I don't go pee when I have to. I do things without even realizing I'm actually doing them. I spend way too much time cleaning my room and closet. I like reading in the bathroom. Sometimes I will just grab a book, sit and read for a while. I absolutely hate it when my pony tail elastics break, such a piss off. I like to text, text, and text! Give me yo digits. I'm stuck with dial-up, it makes me want to splatter my brains against a wall. I love getting cereal in the mail, actually, I like getting just about anything in the mail, let's be pen-pals mutha fuckas! I listen to Christmas music all year long. I sing and dance down my driveway everyday, suck on that recomened fifteen minutes of exercise! I like to buy jumbo bottles of bubble bath for $2.88, fairy princess style. I warn you, The world is being taken over by Crusties. FYI!!!!: Just because I don't wear pants in most of my pictures doesn’t mean I'm a hizzoe! It gets really hot in my room and I like my undies, what can I say? Like I really want to get attention by showing off my pasty legs, I think not. I like to move on in my life, I try not to hung up on things, unless it's a hook, then it's like hey, why the fuck am I on a hook? I hate being home alone at dark time, it scares me real lots. I eat donuts for breakfast which probably isn't the best choice but they are sooo fucking yummy. I wish I talked with a Jamaican accent, fuck that would be so cool! Ay Mon :), Uhg I'm so white.. I like sitting in my backyard and listening to the construction sounds. I also like sitting up high and looking out at Sudbury's shitty scenery and boring traffic. Actually, I just like sitting because I am one lazy lady. I have a heart way too big for me to handle and I trust people rather easily, but once you betray that, your doomed! When I say ROFL, I'm actually really laughing, really hard, maybe even to the point where I could possibly pee myself. I don't really wear a bra so you can usually see my nips, I know, WOOO! BOOBIES! I'm probably better than you at a lot of useless things, but that’s only because I rule!! I scratch bug bites until they bleed, then I pick the scabs off a few days later. I can't order my own food, I get too shy. I can be a HUGE creep, don't take it seriously. Mango's drive my tastebud’s wild. People change, I change, Life changes and I've finally learned to accept that. I color code my closet. I can't sleep until I get tucked in, because then it's never bed time. I only wash my hair once a week, maybe even once every two weeks, usually on a Sunday, call me a dirtball, that's cool, I can call you names too. When your not around I will talk about how attractive I think your dad is and maybe even your little brother. Meeting new people meets my fancy. I have holes in my ears, boobies, and nose, I have little drawings, and I kill my hair all the time. One word, menstruation, hahahaha. I can rant and rave like no other. Spiders, dirty dishes, hookers, cheese, soggy bread, and twelve year old white wal-mart gangsters with sticks scare my pants off. Feet are gross so I pretend I'm footless. I love doing laundry, oh my god, it's my favorite. I'm usually a happy camper. My stummy usually always hurts and I'm constantly sick. I bite my nails like there’s no tomorrow and I love chewing the nail polish off them. I like to sew and do hair real real lots, so hit me up and I'll hook you up. I think that the best kind of prize is a SURprise. I'm a pretty friendly chickadee. I'm obsessed with flossing my teeth, and I can defiantly gargle mouth wash longer than anyone. No matter how much I write about myself I will always be leaving something(s) out. Dang, my about me is actually really long.... SO IN CONCLUSION! I'm better in the flesh, let's chill. MY LIFE IS A FUCKING GARDEN, DIG IT.
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