This one is based on Uranus. *snicker* ....Uranus. |
Mercury (The Expresser)Do you spend a lot of time just thinking?: I spend way too much time just thinking, even when I have things I should be doing. I feel like my brain has no shut-off. Do you...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:11:00 PST |
Bullseye! |
What She Really Means... I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:49:00 PST |
Need a little extra support? |
I'm sure nobody has seen the commercial yet, but here's the general idea: It's an underwear commercial (probably Hanes) where this blonde girl (famous, I'd imagine. I can't remember who it...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:30:00 PST |
Jewel loves my mom |
This was per Yahoo! Instant Messenger. You can't make this shit up, people!Jewel: I can't wait to spend alone time with your mom.Jewel: I mean...our mom.Chris: why? you gonna make a move or some...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:07:00 PST |
Want to go for a swim? |
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and s...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:58:00 PST |
Just in case you were wondering... |
60 things you didn't know about me until you read this...1) What is in the back seat of your car?I sold my car in Delaware before we moved out here to Idaho. I don't have a replacement yet. ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:43:00 PST |
34 things you should know but probably dont... |
I haven't verified these, but they are pretty interesting...so they must all be true! 1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was writte...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:58:00 PST |
Kids say the darndest things... |
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST |
