Lassie! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, my name is Lassie. I'm a pretty kick ass silky terrier. Some people confuse me for a Yorkie, but I'm not because yorkies suck ass. I am much cooler. I like to fight with possums and poo on carpet (only because if I poo on anything else, my feet get cold). My mom is Embrey, she is the shit, she lets me sleep in her bed and sneaks me food under the table, sometimes she gets mad because I poo in her bathroom. I love going to the dog park, but I hate other small dogs, I donno why. I met this cool chihuahua mutt the other day,so you have to be cool. This one time, this big dog tried to hump me and I said 'NO YOU DIRTY BASTARD, I'M NO HOE!' and so he ran away. I also have a really strong tail called my 'nub' if anyone tries to go near my butt I just cover it with my nub for safety sake. I also have alot of toys and don't like to share them. And if you're a cat, you should just not be looking at my page because I already hate you.

My Interests

I like going on road trips and beating up possums. I also enjoy very much "Beggin Bits Dog Treats".

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other cool dogs, maybe a nice male silky. With strong features and would like to cuddle together and share toys. Yes, that would be nice. OR A MOTHERFUCKING POSSUM SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU NEVER COME IN MY YARD AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Music:

I like the music my mom listens to but I enjoy Mexican Mariachi and she hates it. I hate the sounds of the annoying kids next door playing, well because they're annoying.

Movies:

My favorite movie would have to be: Homeword Bound, Milo and Otis, All Dog's go to Heave, and Boondock Saints (only coz a cat gets shot in it)

Television:

I watch Mexican Soaps with my mom, and I bark at the tv whenever some ugly cat comes on, or theres some retard dog prancing around like a prissy douche bag at some dog show

Books:

I like reading Catcher in the Rye because I think Holden was a stud. And I would have made him a good sidekick.

Heroes:

My hero would have to be anyone who runs over possums.