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Kris Earle

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About Me

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Standup comic from Boston. Likes movies about sharks...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More comics. Alan Funt. Someone with a large bag of money and a case of beer that says "this is for you."

My Blog

The Dark Knight

Haven't seen it. I honestly could care less and don't know if I'll get around to it. I feel like a grown up. Then again after the midnight showing of "Indy 4" and being more disappointed than finding ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Happy 50th Birthday Prince

Prince turns 50 years old today. That being said, all of my friends are officially old. Go out tonight and party like it's 1989. I'm at Hampton Beach tonight if anyone wants to join me. I'll buy the f...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:12:00 GMT

1:49am

It's 1:49am and I should be asleep.
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 22:48:00 GMT

Igmar Bergman R.I.P. - Kris’ Film Reviews

*SPECIAL EDITION*KRIS' REVIEWS FOR BERGMAN FILMS "Crisis," 1945An overall traumatic experience for the filmgoer."Illicit Interlude," 1950Illicit crap."Secrets of Women," 1952The secret is they don't ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:48:00 GMT

Talking about last night this afternoon

Rented some 99 cent movies at my local video store - 5 of them! That means all 5 have to be watched this week, a new and challenging item on the endless "to-do" list, but a welcome one. Haven't w...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:17:00 GMT

Happy 15th!

Today I drank 8 beers and mowed the lawn. Then I rubbed a little pork and grilled it. It tasted awesome. I even wrote a "blog", which I still think is one of the stupidest words yet. And I love y...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 20:43:00 GMT

Waiting for Godot

Dug my ditch. Dad came over yesterday afternoon with his skipole that wasn't really a real skipole. It was more of a hollow metal divining rod. After some meandering about and talking about...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:39:00 GMT

Still Alive but Digging a Ditch

Another banner day! I'm digging up my septic tank in the backyard today. Dad is coming over with an old ski pole so we can stick it in the dirt to find the concrete. He wants me to get a meat thermome...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:56:00 GMT

Sharp Pain in my Temple

Got a couple of sharp pains in my head tonight? May be dying? If I am, thanks to most of you for loving me and some of you for not.
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 23:38:00 GMT

Testicles.

Should the first post be a test, or testicles? I chose testicles. Mostly because I'm dirty. Back to your regularly scheduled program. -Kris
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:23:00 GMT