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Erik

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About Me

I love steak.
Name: Erik Ronald Duane Olson
Birthdate: October 10, 1985
Birthplace: Torrance California
Current Location: The purgatory that is Yorba Linda
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5"8
Weight: 190
Piercings: no thanks
Tattoos: maybe one day
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: My car Christine, I know how to handle her
Overused Phraze: dude, and eh?
FAVORITES
Food: STEAK I like my meat
Candy: eye candy is always nice
Number: 10, I was born on 10/10 at 10:10 a.m.
Color: Blue or Green
Animal: All of them, except insects, screw them
Drink: orange juice, it gets me through the day
Alcohol Drink: If you know me, than you know the answer
Bagel: screw them, stupid bagels
Letter: uh E?
Body Part on Opposite sex: I appreciate all of a woman's body, except the feet.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither not a big fan
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The BK lounge without a doubt
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon, goes well with coolaid
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea, I live in Southern Cali for cryin out loud
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla, its delicious
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate with marshmelllows
Kiss or Hug: They are best if occuring at the same time
Dog or Cat: Dogs rule
Rap or Punk: Punk, rap is ok but for the most part punk is what I prefer
Summer or Winter: Winter time, I'm a viking for cryin out loud.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends on whom I'm with
Love or Money: All I know is one is lacking you better compensate with the other lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Most Missed Memory: Playing catch with my grandfather
Best phyiscal feature: uhhhh not sure, open to suggestion.
First Thought Waking Up: I have no thoughts, I'm completely brain dead
Goal for this year: To take the proper steps to reaching my goal of ruling the world.
Best Friends: Too many
Weakness: I'm ticklish...just a little
Fears: That lucky charms will cease to exist
Heritage: Viking pride
Longest relationship: I think 2 yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: maybe a little
Ever Smoked: nope
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: who me?
Ever been beaten up: yeah but she was huge!
Ever beaten someone up: I'm harmless
Ever Shoplifted: no, boring ha?
Ever Skinny Dipped: many a time
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: ...I sure hope she wasn't a guy
Been Dumped Lately: na
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I don't have a preference
Favorite Hair Color: eh blondes
Short or Long: doesn't really matter
Height: shorter than me, I don't want to get neck cramps
Style: dresses nice not slutty
Looks or Personality: Both are important
Hot or Cute Look hot, act cute
Drugs and Alcohol: drinking is ok
Muscular or Really Skinny: I'm gonna have to say no to the women bodybuilders, sorry ladies
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: few here and there
What country do you want to Visit: Scotland!
How do you want to Die: Wrestling grizzly bears
Been to the Mall Lately: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Get along with your Parents: we have our moments
Health Freak: a little bit
Do you think your Attractive: sure
Believe in Yourself: I sure hope so
Want to go to College: I is a kollege student
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Drink: could've sworn I was just asked this
Shower Daily: ......woops
Been in Love: You should see me eat steak
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Want to get Married: when I'm ready
Do you want Children: for sure the world could use more people like me...say twenty more?
Have your future kids names planned out: They'll get numbers instead of names, it will make things easier
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: This question came a little late
Hate anyone: hippies
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Music, food, cars, girls, eating ice cream with Ashley, having philosophical conversations with Skyler, wondering what planet Leah is from, aging my big bro Jeff at an incredible rate (his hair is gonna be grey soon). Frankly I'm most interested in just makin the best of things.

I'd like to meet:

That's no contest, I wanna meet the person in invented guiness. That stuff is the most amazing thing on earth and if you don't agree with me than I will fight you

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Anything except rap, I guess I can reveal my deep dark secret, I like country... there I said it. I totally live for classic rock...Boston is by far the greatest band ever.

Movies:

Anything done by Mel Brooks, that man is awesome. I also like the 13th warrior. When I'm in the mood I can enjoy Rock Horror Picture SHow

Television:

Two guys a girl and a pizza place. when I'm board I watch talk shows, and comedy central. Any jerk off who claims that T.V. is lame and plays it off like they only watch certain educational channels needs to shove it. You know you love it!

Books:

Anything written by Anne Rice, and yes I'm a Tolkien nerd too.

Heroes:

My dad is my hero, spider man is my comic book hero, Huegh Hefner is also up there too but in more of I would like to be him hero. LEAH IS MY REAL HERO!!! In addition my newest and greatest hero is THE J.J.P , she gets flown out to Neveda, wined and dined, by some guy who wants to make sweet love to her. You go girl!

My Blog

super sick

Today I'm miserably sick and for some reason I'm not forseeing getting better any time soon. This absolutley sucks.
Posted by Erik on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

A little poem I wrote (Yes I am the actual writer)

When he was born the room was so big and his father was so tall,  his mother would tell him as he took his first steps Walk on little babe, walk on to your future so bright, do good for the ...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST

Guys Read THis

Subject: Girls, your secret is out...Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.Many females use a date rap...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:28:00 PST

Some good quotes

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? A conscience is what hurts ...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:04:00 PST

Things I want

1. An evil pet monkey, Dane Cook was right, every man wants an evil monkey that he can do battle with. 2. My own personal back rubber 3. A midget friend, I don't have any. 4. I want to see someone get...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

This is good

Life is having a mother in law that sucks and a wife that doesn't. You can't have your cake and eat it too. what kind of stupid concept is that? What the hell are you supposed to do with the cake? The...
Posted by Erik on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:16:00 PST