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About Me

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I'm just looking to get out, make some new friends and have some fun. I have a boat and love to go out on Lake Norman as much as possible. I enjoy cooking on the grill, sitting outside, and having a few drinks. I'm also planning on some weekend trips now that it's cooling down (either by plane or by car) I love the mountains in the fall. I'm pretty laid back and open minded. I like mint chocolate chip ice cream, 5 Guys cheeseburgers and cajun fries, driving with the windows down, Diet Mountain Dew, getting my hair cut, pizza, flip flops, pineapple rum, ketchup, that funny feeling you get when you clean your ears (eargasm!), washing my car, Carolina Basketball, flea markets, getting lost, Redskins football, tater tots, and hearing my kids laugh.I don't like chicken, vegetables, people with no sense of humor, the Dallas Cowboys, people who think their shit doesn't stink, the Florida Gators, people who drive slow in the fast lane, people who take too long at the ATM, and the Duke Blue Devils.PS. I'm not really 18. :0

My Interests

Boating, reading, going to see live music, travelling, day trips to the mountains, racing, and cooking out.

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who are open minded, confident, relaxed, and who want to try new things.

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Music:

Just about anything.

Movies:

This ones tough. I love movies. I have too many favorites to list.

Television:

I watch 24, Deadwood, and Entourage pretty regularly. Other than that, I just channel surf.

Books:

Mystery and History. Maybe a biography now and then.

My Blog

Have you ever hit yourself in the ear?

I have. It hurt. It happened three days ago and it still hurts.Why is it we can read a magazine cover from space, cure smallpox and put a man on the moon, but domestic car companies can't find a way t...
Posted by Chaos on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

MySpace friends are like cars

You have to test drive them.They're all different, but they seem to fall into a few categories:Someone sends you a friend request w/ no message. I know some people just automatically delete these but ...
Posted by Chaos on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:48:00 PST

You may know the world's biggest idiot

If you know me then you do. This story involves a Sharpie, a load of colored clothes and a dryer.I always tell my kids not to play with Sharpies. I love the things. I have them all over the place. But...
Posted by Chaos on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:49:00 PST

I know I'm crazy, but not that kind of crazy

My house is not haunted. I saw Poltergeist. I checked that shit out.But I kept walking by my kitchen sink today and I couldn't figure out how that ball kept ending up in it. I'd walk by, see the ball,...
Posted by Chaos on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

Tickle Inkblot Test

Chris, your subconscious mind is driven most by SexualityWhat this means is that when your unconscious mind sees an opportunity to remind you of your sexual desires, it takes full advantage of it. Bec...
Posted by Chaos on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST

I stole something!

This. Makes a lot of sense. Read it. a guys point of view...We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us,and some rand...
Posted by Chaos on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

Two Question and They Nailed Me!!

the AsserterThanks for taking the test !you chose AY - your Enneagram type is EIGHT."I must be strong"Asserters are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective.How to Get Along with Me * S...
Posted by Chaos on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

People I don't know on MySpace.

Dear citizens of MySpace, I get some weird friend requests and messages. For example: A woman sent me a message asking me if I knew anyone looking to rent a condo in Hilton Head for the winter. No, ...
Posted by Chaos on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

Women say they want a nice guy

But actions speak louder than words. I'm a nice guy. I'm a good Dad. I have a sense of humor. I know I'm no Brad pitt, but I don't think I'm ugly. I have a great sense of humor. i'm positive. I'm open...
Posted by Chaos on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:54:00 PST