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Cap'n Aaron

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About Me

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's chest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the Devil had done for the rest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! The mate was fixed by the bo'sun's pike And the bo'sun brained with a marlin-spike, The cookie's throat was marked belike Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! It had been clutched by fingers ten. And there they lay, all good dead men, Like break o' day in a boozin' ken Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Fifteen men of the whole ship's list, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Dead and bedamned and their souls gone west Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! The skipper lay with his nob in gore Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore, And the scullion he was stabbed four times four Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! And there they lay, and the soggy skies Rained all night long in upstaring eyes By murk sunset and by foul sunrise-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Ten of the crew bore the murder mark, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! 'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead, Or a gaping hole in a battered head, And the scuppers glut of a rotting red. Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes, Their lookouts clapped on Paradise, And souls bound just contrariwise-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Fifteen men of 'em good and true, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Every man jack could 'a sailed with Tom Tew Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! There was chest on chest of Spanish gold, And a ton of plate in the middle hold, And the cabins riot with loot untold-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! And there they lay that had took the plum, With sightless eyes and with lips struck dumb, While we shared all by rule o' thumb-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! More was seen through the stern's light screen, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Chartings no doubt where the woman had been, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! A flimsy shift on a bunker cot With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot And the lace stiff dry in a purplish rot-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Or was she wench or shuddering maid-- She dared for gold but she took the blade-- (Now it matters not for the price is paid!) Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Fifteen men on the Dead Man's chest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! Drink and the Devil had done for the rest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! We wrapped 'em all in a mainsail tight, With twice ten turns of hawser's bight. And we heaved 'em over and out of sight, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! With a yo-heave-ho and a fare-ye-well, And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell-- Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum! I have a wonderful wife whom I adore and love, who is the only person I have found to put up with my crazy ass. She is my best friend. I also have an amazing baby girl, Jillian Audrey. She hasn't been here long yet but she is already the light of my life. There is nothing more beautiful and amazing than the creation of two lovers. This creation has definately made my life complete! I am soooo stoked to begin my life as a father. MySpace Layouts
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You are Mr. Freeze Mr. Freeze 74% Dr. Doom 70% The Joker 68% Riddler 57% Dark Phoenix 56% Venom 53% Apocalypse 53% Two-Face 50% Lex Luthor 50% Magneto 48% Poison Ivy 47% Juggernaut 46% Green Goblin 46% Mystique 42% Catwoman 36% Kingpin 34% You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?

The Creeper
Your the Creeper your meant to kill. And 23 is your big number. Your lil gruesome to eating people, using their skin for under tunnel caverns left for teens to find. Your quick too, those massive wings can chop off heads and get you places you need to get, like on top of School Buses. Your also nasty and like bellybuttons, any body part you can make your own for that matter. Your just wierd.
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My Interests

Guitar, Drums, Music, Tattoos, Science and Motorcycles.

I'd like to meet:

A large selection of porn stars, Manson, Zakk Wylde, Hugh Heffner, the Adler Brothers, the late Dimebag Darrel (rest in peace motherfucker, look forward to seeing you past those cemetary gates), Johnny Depp and Rob Zombie.

Music:

My passion in life, aside from my wife and daughter, is definately music. Its what I wake up thinking about and what I go to sleep thinking about. I am a drummer and guitarist. When I muster up the courage I am also a singer. I am pretty open to all kinds of music though rock and metal is in my blood. The only kinds I can't stand is country and rap over the last decade or so.

Movies:

All horror and gore movies, a lot of comedy, documentaries, and pornography. Not a big fan of too many real life shows.

Television:

Discovery channel, TLC, History Channel, Food Network, National Geographic Channel, Family Guy, House and Weeds.

Books:

Reading for pleasure is a waste of my time so I prefer to learn if I have to read.

Heroes:

I don't really have any heros. If I had to pick someone I would have to pick my father and grandfather. Both are amazing men who have gone above and beyond to care for those close to them. I don't believe too much in idolizing an individual. We are human and therefore fail too much and make too many mistakes to be put on a pedistal. This is like storing a 1000 dollar vase atop the tip of a massive vibrator. Its bound to get broke.