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About Me

I'm Tage, that's pronunced 'toggie' not like 'tayj', not like 'toe-gy' or 'tah-ji' either. It Tage- Tah-Gee, it rhymes with groggy, or foggy or doggy. Get it? If you don't then you're an idiot...crank callers call (503) 701 0656..... .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This bitch here:And all you goddamned secret admirers, stop being so fucking secret.

My Blog

Where Am I?

So, it's been two years since I graduated. What am I doing? What do I tell people when they ask "what have you been up to?" Not much of anything. My place burnt down soon afterward, two years and twen...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:17:00 GMT

I CAN'T SAY WHO THIS IS...

BUT SOME OF YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE HIM...This weekend I had a birthday party, so I took the opportunity to interview one of my most entertaining drunk friends.What were you just listening to?We were list...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:14:00 GMT

DA DA CLASS

DA DA CLASS
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:30:00 GMT

FAKE NEWS

Anonymous Girly GirlsThere was this story I came upon today?it's been leaked that in order to discourage homosexuality among its soldiers, the Army is hiring eunuchs to work as prostitutes in the Gree...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:28:00 GMT

BAD SYNTAX, DISPLEASING FOODS, AWKWARD MOMENTS, GETTING GOATS AND JOHNNY UPPERCUT

The Street SavageMaking talkTAGE SAVAGEIssue date: 1/9/07 Section: Arts and Culture * Print * Email * Article Tools * Page 1 of 1 [Click to enlarge]A game has been made by me I have, ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:21:00 GMT

Fabulous Halloween

story image 1Fabulous!I like the two Coreys, I like Fred Savage, and I also like Halloween.By Tage SavageOctober 31, 2006Anonymous 1 What are you going to be for Halloween? A sexy beaver. How .. uh .....
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:11:00 GMT

MORE

Arts & Culturestory image 1My friend HoraceFun with Christian namesBy Tage SavageSeptember 26, 2006 It's hard to make friends. I'm shy and I don't quite know how to break the ice, so I came up with...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:50:00 GMT

hypothetical super-powers

Super penis! If you had the power, would you...?By Tage SavageJuly 19, 2006This article about hypothetical superpowers is dedicated to musician/artist/Pink Floyd founder/effervescent Englishman, Roger...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 13:22:00 GMT

More Interviews

  Arts & Culture Swamp Ass and Diphthongs Exploring the more irritating aspects of the English language By Tage Savage May 23, 2006 Stick and stones may br...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 16:20:00 GMT

CRIME

I was stalked by a zombie policemanBy Tage SavageApril 25, 2006Yes, there are criminals among us, my fellows.CRIMINALITY! From trespassers to shoplifters, Portland State is teeming with hardened lawbr...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:15:00 GMT