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Robert the Tralfamadorian...(GLP)

I wish i could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips...

About Me

Basically I go through addictive stages throughout my life. One month it will be drinking and I'd be lying if I didn't say some light drug use (rarely, very very rarely), next a relationship, next school or something, then athletics of some s(p)ort. I'm very content with my life, love, and habits. I'm one of those really good kids/guys who gets away with doing (sometimes really) bad things. Besides friends and family of course, music is pretty much my thing. Can't play worth shit but definitely have an ear for some. Agreeing to forced mandatory guitar and piano lessons and insist on studying most of classical music,theory,and composers.I have about a handful of best friends and everyone else comes and goes but..always stay in touch and find time to spend with yours truly, probably because i'm almost perfect in every unusual and sterotypically un-perfect way. Everything must always be the best for someone, or else...wheres that positive productivity that is supposed to make us happy in life. Try me, I'm fun. You won't be sorry for long. I'll take care of you even if you throw up in my mouth and some how I get VD,HIV,HEPa..b..or..c! I'm an all around wonderful person and care for everyone, i mean everyone, much more than they would imagine. Bye, see you soon.

My Interests

I can't forget all the things we did. Some things last a long time. SOME! things last a long time, and it's funny but it's true, and it's true, but it's not funny. TIME comes and goes, and all the while I still think of you. Some things last a LoNg time

I'd like to meet:

Thom Yorke would make me cream my pants. A girl that is like me. ZAS would do just fine. Most members of the bands I listen to. I'd like to reunite with old friends and family. Noam Chomsky. Kurt Vonnegut. John Steibeck. Bukowski are a few people who will always be more intelligent than myself and virtually all the drunks and sluts i associate with. I wish Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny were real and would meet them at once because I still feel ripped off for being so excited to meet the alcoholic or friends gay uncle who volunteered to dress up that holiday season. Fucked up Beyond all Repair...

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Music:

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Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing, A Clockwork Orange, Fubar,A Christmas Story,Matrix Trilogy,Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Saga (those are my i had too much imagination when i was a child and still think machine guns,swords,and dragons are the coolest things in the universe.) back on the ranch...um..Clint Eastwood movies he's directed and starred in, I worship Wes Anderson and his films/collective works i.e. Rushmore,The Royal Tennenbaums,The Life Aquatic,and he had mucho! (spanish for "a lot" or "much")support in The Squid and the Whale, umm Other films by Stan the man Kubrick 2001:Space Odyssey, and of course mi favorito ("my favorite" fucking dummy) THe Shining.

Television:

Currently: The Office, My Name is Earl and I get forced to watch O.C. and Grey's Anatomy which are very successful and entertaining shows, but doesn't quite blow my load. SNL and MAD TV always brings a few honest laughs.Off Air: #1 all time, Arrested Development. Seinfeld. Fraser occasionally for the witt. Old episodes of Curb your Enthusiasm, The Man Show (early) SNL.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut. John Steinbeck. George Orwell. F. Fitzgerald. The main line-up of well recognized and accomplished writers. I have plenty of time to read all the surplus of remaining brilliant writers.

Heroes:

Anton Newcombe is fucking GOD!!! My dad and brother. John Mackenroe. Joe Parker. Zoe` Steedman. Steve Storm. Kurt Cobain. Santa Clause. Thom Yorke. Stephen Malkmus. Wayne Coyne. Sandie Lysdale. My mother and step father for their undivided love and support. Founding fathers, i wouldn't of figured shit out if the bread was on my table. Chan Marshall, the babe. Every musician who treats music as an art or artistic talent to share with everyone who will listen and not to make profit (profit is comfort, if you're not comfortable doing what you want, why wast your dreams?)

My Blog

MP3 cd's will solve my problems.

I can fit 145 songs on one cd that will play in my car.That makes me happy.Maybe i'll forget i'm getting fat fat fat.and my friends are moving away.and no girls like me!and I have no money!!and my car...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:05:00 PST

I Love You...

i've been having these dreamsi've been dreaming....i'm on the beach, oh yeahto rest my feet, oh yeahthose poets grin, oh yeahwho never sin, oh yeahthey fight with russians, oh yeahand have discussions...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

Music Good. I want to die.

Some songs make you cry.Some make you laugh.Some make you miss your parentsSome make you miss your friends.Some make you miss old girlfriends.Some are intense.Some are soft.Some make you dance.Some ma...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

Radiohead

Answers by Radiohead Pick a band and answer only using that bands song titles* band = Radiohead* are you male or female = I might be wrong* describe yourself = worrywort* how do most people view you =...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:48:00 PST

Beer

A man walked into a bar at sunset, took his hat off and wiped his brow with the back of his shirtsleeve.  "After a hard day's work you deserve a cold beer," said the bartender. "Gimme a cold bee...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

From Cantos . .

At night in Reno, I listen to the refrains of the state road. The results of an eye exam on the coffee table. I have gone underground with the apologists for cocaine who stand in the bus shelter like ...
Posted by Paradise Camouflage (GLP) on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:55:00 PST