Boo Charlton Heston, Hooray Beer! |
"Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, ’Thank God this guy doesn’t own any guns!’" - David Letterman
So, apparently Charlton Heston was finally lo...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:31:00 PST |
Am I the only one that enjoys Adult Swim for the commercials? |
Seriously, man. My favorite one is for the videos called "Lots and Lots of Trains." The format is exactly like a Girls Gone Wild commercial... except with trains.
In fact... here’s the commercia...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:15:00 PST |
This is why I no longer believe in universal suffrage. |
Alright... long story short, somebody FINALLY had the audacity to email me this miserable piece of cyber-shit. I'm sorry, but anyone gullible enough to purposefully forward this garbage should be stri...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:51:00 PST |
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen... and goodbye. |
To the six or so people I actually care about who are unfortunate enough to still be stuck in this social and intellectual cesspool, I'll miss you guys. To everyone else... fuck yourselves, because y...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:02:00 PST |
MSG causes hurricanes |
That's right. Now pundits from both sides of the political spectrum can come together and agree on one thing -- the cause of global warming, specifically natural disasters such as hurricanes, tornadoe...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Doin it bloggystyle... |
So, I was on my lunch break today, and I noticed where CNN reported that so far there have been no injuries reported from the aftermath of Dean hitting Mexico.I'm impressed. They must not have FEMA do...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:46:00 PST |
I <3 U, Karl Rove... |
Dear Mr. Rove,
I didn't think it could happen, but you finally did something good for this country, you son of bitch.
Thank you, Mr. Rove, for handing in your resignation, although I'm sure it's entir...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST |
