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Agent Emma

I've had 2 Lattes and an Americano. I'm Blazin'!

About Me

OK...I'm and I've just finished my BA in English with Creative Writing at Hull Uni. I now need a job to fund my love for booze and festivals.
» I now have 2 new jobs. One working with Clare as a Clarks shoe shop assistant in Mothercare and yet I don't like children!! And the other I work as and when I'm called upon at Guildhall in Town...the posh place where the mayor goes for lunch n stuff.
» I like drink. Gin, Cider and Southern Comfort are favourites of the moment but I LOVE Desperados Beer…Beer and Tequila = pure genius!
» I Love Thrash Metal and Metalheads with long hair…but especially my guy with long hair coz he’s a sexy mamajama and I dunno where I'd be without him!
» If I could look like anyone else it would probably be Shakira coz she is fit and can shake her arse!
» I have an obsessive personality and I can’t get enough of: Tom, Dave Mustaine, Noel Fielding, James May, Bright Colours, Anything Leopard Print, The Mighty Boosh, Big Hair, Long Hair, Send More Paramedics, Municipal Waste, Opeth, Megadeth, Mikael Akerfeldt, Tony Forresta, Dirsty Sanchez and Make-up! (P.S. This section is dedicated to Katie! I love her big!)
» I dress how I want...usually badly, clashing and brightly
» Also I proper love my "wives"...the people aka the ones that broke my ankle haha! Kee, Viv and Ono are 3 of the greatest girls I've ever met! LOVE them!
» I LOVE these lassies! My 3 bezzies from school. Dunno where I'd be without them! We've been through many a thing but always come through it!
» This is Jem! She's the shit and is probably better than you! haha! She likes Megadeth and Dave Mustaine...see why we get along? My brother from another mother so to speak....
» In March I got a Doggie called Ash. He is amazing but is also a little shit at times. I love him loads tho!
» And most importantly I love this boy more than anything! hes a crazy cat and the most beautiful, amazing, funny, mad, fun, entertaining, sexy, creative, caring, considerate, exciting (amongst many other things) person in the whole world and i aint ever letting go. He's also sexier than Dave Mustaine...which is sayin something! :O
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Dave S. Mustaine (again);)because hes gorgeous talented and THRASH AS FUUUUUUUUCK!

Opeth (again...can believe i met them WOOO P.S. We miss you Peter Lindgren!) the beautiful boys!

SEND MOREEEEEEEEE. Those crazy, amazing Zombie Bastards! I LOVE EEEEEEET. So sad when they split!

Ricky Gervais and Stepehn Merchant! (steve has the craziest eyes i love it"

The Boosh boys Julian and Noel...and I'm gonna eat Noel. NAM!

The Dirty Sanchez Boys! WOOOO

James May. I can't help but love him...and Also Gordon Ramsay. Love him!...Sorry Jezza Clarkson...I do like you too!

My Blog

What do you say? eh eh?

Go on...I can take it! 1. I _____ Emma 2. I want to _____ Emma 3. Emma is _____. 4. Emma and I _____. 5. If I was alone in a room with Emma we would probably _____  6. I wish Emma would ____...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:09:00 GMT

Toms views on Granny Smith

It would seem that i made this video private and i dont know how to undo it...so here it is hopefully! this was at Bloodstock ’07.Check out this video: Tom’s views on Granny Smith ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:55:00 GMT

Experimental Writing at Uni

Experimental writing at uni seems to be pretty interesting...Check it out   The equivalent of receiving a nursing degree is a server and an API designed for easy network communication between app...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:32:00 GMT

The End of the Holidays

waheeeey. first of all i make te best cucumber raita...is that how u spell it? well its that yoghurt dip with cucumber and mint! it was WELL tasty...i ate all the excess from a bowl like cake mix! woo...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT

This Morning...

I poked my gum with my toothbrush really hard it REALLLLY hurts now! goddammit!
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:15:00 GMT