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Hey... seen my keys?

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HEY got room for another friend? Starting over is a great way to recreate a guys world and become surrounded by better people! Wanna be apart of that? Well... schucks, then Hi! I'm Charles. I live alone... when my daughters not "visiting" (She'll be moving back home soon when I win custody). I'm separated... which means I am married without benefit of being with my family, and that really stinks (but it hasn't spoiled my outlook, I'm still in love with life!). By the way... I’m tall, standing 6’3”… when I’m not on the floor play’n with all the kids from my hood. I look great in tight jeans… when the lights are turned out. I’m kinda dark… my left arm and left cheek get most of the sun from driving down the road. I’m rather handsome… if you squint your eyes a little. I’m very social… EO my cat, Ava our dog and I have had many deep and meaningful conversations over that last year. I work OUT all the time… when I’m not working IN my office. I love to travel… I live in Brandon and work in Madison and that’s a heck of a drive each day. I love to cook… there’s 100 ways I can prepare canned tuna. I’m a great dancer… can't wait for the robot to come back into fad. I dress smart… socks before pants so as not to wrinkle the crease. I have a great since of humor… I laugh when I should be wheeping. I have a very charming personality… if charm is defined as being clumsy and forgetful in a polite way. I am a very giving person… but now I have no shirts left for myself to wear. I’m very smart… I figured out how to get misspelled words past the spell check. I am an avid reader… but you know, a lot of your profiles read the same, whats up with that? Well, check out the rest of this stuff and drop us a line, I reply to everyone… hopefully someone can help me find my keys! *OHHH! Would you lookie there... I've worn my shoes on the wrong feet again. DOUH!*

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EMAIL: [email protected]

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My Interests

My kid:My family:My Pets:My school: Frankfurt American High School Class of 89

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Fun on the web:

Another fun game page: Games

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EO acts like this when he first see's me in the morning... Stupid cat.

This say's I'm like Jim Carrey, Tom Cruise or Billy Gene King of all people! HA Try itJust watch it... no way to discribe it.

How much CENTS do you got

Ok, this rocks! Be honest, it predicted my future love life to perfection!



adopt your own virtual pet!Check out the VIDs of the chic's fighting! What a riot! Enjoy :P

Grey is the new BLONDE

Cool MYSPACE add on's

DIS CHIC's GOT SKILLS

Job interview

Watch your skin crawl

Wow! This had more photo's of me then my year book did!

Click on the piggy to rid yourself of stress



Watch the Video.Ouch! Son of a $*@%&.. that hurts!This is your world... I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut!Ok... if you really wanna see my pickle.Why men THINK the way they do... *Sigh*Why men FEEL the way they do... *More with the Sigh's*Endless LoveThe real reason we like getting packages at work!Just a few silly games I play, try Bounce-O-Rama

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

Now I have seen it all... Dukes of Hazzard fans will like this.

Whats in that candy bar? Whats the only english word ending in (mt)? so on...

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Worth Fighting for?

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DISCLAIMER!!!

1)The contents of this page are intended for entertainment value only and are as dorky in presentation as this pages creator intended for them to be. This page was created to fill the void in time, left in the creators life by an unfortunate turn of events, please excuse the excessive nature of this site... I have nothing else to do in the mean time.

2)The "friends" to this page acknowledge that they exist under the label of "FRIEND" purely in a virtual since and are only labeled "Friends" because this websites creator (TOM) set this section up that way.

3)The "friends" to this page acknowledge that they have NO romantic intentions toward the pages creator, and are here simply to have fun... Virtually... Friendly... and some times flirty but with no real world goals intended at all.

4)With very very very very very little exception, the "friends" on this page have never met, nor intend to meet in a real or tangible fashion with the pages creator. Those exceptions coming from:

A. Mutual boredom and free time to kill with nothing better to do.

B. A prior or new connection from offline.

C. Some mystery twist of fate or act of God unplanned and unintended that somehow brings them together.

5)No one on this pages "friends" list is eligible for or is seeking to be more then a contact on yet another goofy internet site.

6)This MYSPACE page is !Charles!'s not Gracie's. And yet, while Gracie is 100% of !Charles!'s world, this space is still intended to be the creators goof off page about him. Should you wish to comment about Gracie, you may do so... but only two or three times max. (j/k)

7)In no way shape or form can the true !Charles! be described in this format. Viewers of this page who think the real !Charles! is described in full on this site are rather silly... and should seek him out for real, to get a full grasp of the man, and not judge him by the dorky stuff he comes to this site to present.

8)This page makes mentions of lost keys... The mention of lost keys is inteneded to be for conversation only. The pages creator has not lost keys in so long, he cant remember the last time he really did lose a set. Any mention to finding them by members of this pages "friends" list, is in jest, and for fun. The only keys out side the pages creators possetion were mailed to an individual also for no reason beyond being silly, and those keys were to locks unknown to this pages creator.

9)If you don't get it by now... I don't know these people, don't claim to know them, have no hopes of ever knowing them and only find them fun to be goofy with on this site. SO RELAX! Take a breath... have some fun why don't you??? T.I.E.

AMENDMENTS TO DISCLAIMER!!!

Amendment 1) "Friends" to this page, you may notice, are 99% BRUNETTES or RED HEADS. Guys excluded. This is not an accident. All due respect to blondes, this page is reserved predominantly for friends of the BRUNETTE AND RED HEAD club. With rare exception, will the owner of this site allow blondes to join the "friends" listed on this page. Its my site and I'll brunette it up if I wanna. Emails, and blog comments are open should you be blonde and wish to entice the creator of this page for prospectful exemption to this amendment.

Charless Friend Space

myname has Too few .. Contacts.

Grammy

Monkey

Wes's dad

Wes's mom's boobs

MarQues

Susanne

Twin2

Twin1

ENIGMA

Hunter

Lindsey

Kimberly
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Music:

There is not much I don’t like when it comes to music. Country western is the one thing I could live without. Topping my list however, is R&B. It is all about love and romance you know. A man and his lady! You gotta love that! Rock... yeah... and heavy too. 80's hair bands excluded. Then, is like that folky stuff. It is nice liking so many different artist and music styles. What ever is on the radio usually satisfies my craving for music, so you wont find a huge collection of CD's in my house. I tend to collect only those CDs that have some deep meaning and such.

Movies:

hmmmm Yeah, lets go watch some

Television:

Mad TV, Adult Swim, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Blues Clues, ROBOT CHICKEN, Ed Edd and Eddie, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Futurama, Dora The Explorer, SNL, Cheers, Threes Company, Kung Fu Theator, Fox News, UFC, Elmo's World

Books:

I try real hard not to read.My kinda girlMy luck

Heroes:

None
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A.P.B. (UPDATE)

ORIGINAL POST: Sunday, August 20, 2006 ..> A.P.B. Category: Pets and Animals All Points Bulletin..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Be on the look out for ...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

Got a little juice in my tank

From time to time, I get emails from mystery fella's... they, for some reason took the time to SEE the plight me and my daughter are in.  It's of interest, that they send me emails at times when ...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

What 4 months can mean

Ok Ok Ok... Most of ya know, I'm a bug man now.  Nooooooo I dont kill the bugs myself... thats gross.  Rather, I'm in sales.  Selling this kinda thing is soooooo much fun!  I cant ...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

Gracie's cake


Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

G's birthday

HAHA... in the morning my beloved G will be 5!  FIVE!  OMG.  She wanted, for some strange reason, to get a guitar for her birthday.  A... guitar... MYSTERY!  She really reall...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST

Ho Ho Home for the holidays

Christmas in Arkansas! It's cold...It's wet...That sucks. Grampy's health is WORLDS improved, and for once, I'm not thinking about doom and gloom about his near future.  Thats a wonderful gift in...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

My present to all you lovely ladies on my list

As many of you know... G and I are heading to Grammy's and Grampy''s for the Christmas holiday.  That... combined with the fact that my laptops screen is...well  messed up, I cant take the p...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

only a dork

Only a dork would: Charge a company $500 a year to kill crickets then buy crickets at petsmart for 10 cents a piece and feed them to his toads. Get flirted with online by a gal who's his fem...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHANK YOU!


Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST

WART update

Ok... the test is on. If you've read, you know I've been passed on a great secret my Great Uncle has.  The abbility to remove warts.  Tonight, my former neighbor and favorite Asian friend t...
Posted by Hey... seen my keys? on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST