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About Me

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I beat Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto using only an EZ Bake Oven and a Craftsman 11633 0.5 amp 3D Sander, with Julia in the Baby Bjorn. I love my friends, my family even more. I have a tattoo of myself, but only bigger. I can be a bit irritable without the proper amount of sleep or caffeine (it's a tricky thing). I always avoid alliteration at all times. I ate a Moons Over My Hammy meal at Dennys with the Beastie Boys. I frequently speak of the pompitous of love. I'm always running late. I am currently the reigning international gold medallist champion in extreme origami.

My Interests

well there's that really tall grey haired guy that always has his nose in a book, watching Annie train for the circus, cooking, listening to KEXP, seeing what makes Julia dream, haiku battling, thumb wrestling, pimping my ride.....you know the usual.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can talk for hours about something other than themselves

Music:


Movies:

i'm sure i'm missing at least a dozen good ones!!! but how about The Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, THe HOuse of Yes, Party Girl, Resevoir Dogs, The Jerk, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Clue, Dumb & Dumber, Harold & Maude, Almost Famous, Finding Neverland, The Outlaw Josie Wales, Fight Club, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, THe World According to Garp, The United States of Leland, Dodgeball...whatever, as long as it's either funny, clever, smart, and oh...well written.

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Lost, Rome, The Critical Hour...only the episode i'm in of course...just joking, Nip/Tuck

Books:

Nine Stories, Jitterbug Perfume, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, Cat's Cradle, Skinny Legs and All....okay anything Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut!!! The Stranger, The White Hotel, Naked, A Prayer For Owen Meaney. I just finished The Glass Castle...good stuff...please feel free to leave a suggestion in my comments. I'm about to start A Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

The Little Prince