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Adverse Effect

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

People tell me that I am the funniest person they've ever met. I have the sneaking suspicion that they say this same thing to everybody they ever meet that ever told a joke. I don't like to tell jokes, in fact, I'm really bad at telling them. I'm more of a "really funny guy that you overheard talking to somebody waiting in line at the movies" type of funny. Or maybe I'm more like "really annoying guy who said 1 thing that was funny during the movie and then when people laughed, decided that it was time to showcase his talents for the entire movie and ruin it for everyone" type of funny. Or maybe you just don't care. And maybe I don't either.I am obsessed with all kinds of music and yet, can't dance. I like reading books that I forget two seconds after I've finished them. My 5 year old daughter and 2 Boston terriers rule. In my spare time, I wipe all surfaces with a dry cloth to remove my prints. No one can ever know I was here.I can identify the celebrity voice work done in commercials correctly after only 10 seconds. I am an encyclopediac reference for all things relating to television, movies and music. I feel like I am creative, imaginative person but somehow, declaring it seems to nullify it. Its like saying 'I'm cool." If you have to say it, you're not. So I take it all back. All except for 1st sentence. You can leave now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends, dates, like-minded individuals. I used to work at a telecenter helping other place free classifieds in newspapers around the country and everyone who called just loved the headline 'Seeking Someone Special.' I don't care about being special, I just want something different.

My Blog

CB Walker is my Hero

CB Walker - Medicated Psychic pt.7http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFJ5KVuFTn4
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:27:00 GMT