big littles go to the beach |
Coordination. The little dance where everything flies and swirls around each other; and at the end, falls exactly where it is supposed to lie. We do this quite poorly. nine turns to noon. four turns t... Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:18:00 GMT |
cold days |
Winter has lost, we have not been driven away from this place.We look around at what we have, and wish of then. We hope the melting snow will reveal what was once good; that which has tied us here.&nb... Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:17:00 GMT |
Pumpkins in Space! |
Who is this person?I keep saying it with different inflections.Gives me goose pimples. Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:32:00 GMT |
vocational vacation |
Vacation is kind of like Boyscout camp with booze.Going into a haunted abandoned orphanage is so sweet. Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:38:00 GMT |
weiners for all |
People always hold the thing that hurts the most. Troof daat. Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:13:00 GMT |
we grab for our t-shirts |
There's a new yearbook editor in town.Winter has lost, we have not been driven away from this place.As our numbers dwindle and our hearts begin to warm we issue a call to our own in exodus. Come home,... Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:27:00 GMT |
Marushka! |
Make your own Marushka!The other day I went to Grand Haven and visited the man who started the Marushka series, Richard Sweet. After chatting on the phone with him, I learned a couple things abo... Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:13:00 GMT |
fuck off blossom |
KALAMAZOO? THE MOVIEHow to get the same amount of enjoyment without paying six dollarsSTEP ONE: TAKE FIST AND HOLD AT EYE LEVELSTEP TWO: RAM FIST INTO GENITALSSTEP THREE: REPEAT FOR TWO HOURS Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:29:00 GMT |
It's not good to be a gangster |
I never ever ever ever ever ever ever want to get shot in the penis. Never. Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:10:00 GMT |
keep the booze in the fridge! |
Bizzaro Coast! Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 13:15:00 GMT |