The details of my life are quite inconsequential. ohh Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.i took this quiz the other day .. . i'd say its pretty spot on minus the green tights. here were my
results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Superman 80% The Flash 80% Hulk 70% Robin 60% Iron Man 60% Supergirl 55% Spider-Man 50% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 45% Batman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Some PR's -
5K - 17:21 (4/06)
10K - 39:22 (5/05)
1/2 marathon - 1:33 (3/06)
Marathon - 3:15 (10/07)
Olympic triathlon - 2:10 (9/05)
1/2 Ironman - 4:44 (70.3 wolrd champs 11/07)
Ironman - 12:12 (lake placid 7/05)
