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KISS MY PISS!

About Me

Eh, well laddee, im a general person type of a being. I'm a man of 17 years of age an loving this life!! yeah, thats me he he! Well first off i think i shud tell that im foreign, from the far away land of Finland, UP THE FINNS!!! AAARGHH!i like to sleep with stuffed animals! So, je m'appelle Isak and im a common sex pest/pervert-bastard son-of-a-bitch. Na, just kiddin (or am i??) Fuck i dont like typing at all. can i stop now.............probably not then! Whoo, myspace! I actually don't hav a job at the moment anymore, waitering is a tough job!!!! At the moment im goin out with this really fantastic girl called Aisling, she's class and makes my days! I love her very much! I skate, have the occasional drink, and think of life as a good experience.. to make the most out of it! Emm nothing comes to mind now, oh, i like to swear a lot an my fave swear word is shitpiss! Im real mature!! HA ha!.....No but seriously i fucking am!
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My Interests

Sex drugs and rock'n'roll! Sure i'm fairly into skateboarding too, broke my ankle last summer fuck sake! eh, i dunno, really. I just wana do everythin i am capable of(classy).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Isak
Birthday: 02/07/89
Birthplace: Tuusula, Finland
Current Location: On a very very comfy seat in front of a very very fancy computer in Letterkenny, Ireland!
Eye Color: Blue/Gray
Hair Color: I hav no idea really, people tell me i'm blonde...its light brown fuck sake!!
Height: 6' 3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!
Your Heritage: her-e-tage...?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Viva Bams
Your Weakness: Your smile
Your Fears: subliminal propaganda, Alien
Your Perfect Pizza: Salami
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: There's quite a many...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Herro"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Down Boy!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Minun Mulkku! He He...
Your Bedtime: 12-1
Your Most Missed Memory: Cant think of any, i dont like to dwell in the past i guess.
Pepsi or Coke: MIX IT UP!!
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No no....
Do you Swear: Maybe just a little u nosy bastard!
Do you Sing: In my dreams...
Do you Shower Daily: i do!
Have you Been in Love: YES! I love u Aisling!!
Do you want to go to College: I'd prefer a ditch.....but i guess i do!
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually, but that sailing trip in Greece scarred me for life!!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'M A SEXI BITCH!! that's a no!
Are you a Health Freak: Nah!
Do you get along with your Parents: Do i hell! Well sometimes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Being tall i really shouldn't like them!! lol
Do you play an Instrument: I can whistle...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesh!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yesh!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not familiar with the term!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Sounds good but no!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea i kinda did! He he!
Ever been Drunk: U mean, "really really pissed"? Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I've never been TOLD that.....
Ever been Beaten up: FUCK U
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Around the people that i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wana fly.....lol
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any color but i prefer green x
Favourite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: GIRL HAIR!!
Height: Not taller than me!
Weight: Not disgustingly obese now!
Best Clothing Style: Funky, sexy, cool, original
Number of Drugs I have taken: Piss off
Number of CDs I own: 45
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None again!! Fuck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7

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I'd like to meet:

Serj Tankian, Christina Aguilera, Jesus Christ, Paulo Coelho, Arto Saari, Gas, David Firth and DEVVO of course!!!!

Music:

System of a Down, random shit, anythin thats relaxing or gives a huge rush. Anythin frm Slayer to Gorillaz! Anything with a bit of passion and heart! Lookin at other people's big lists of bands etc. just seems very threatening, so i'll just say that i love all music and that i'm a fan of everything!!! I'm just a lazy typer, fuck this keyboard with a passion!!! :.)

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, ROMEO + JULIET, Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, Dawn of the Dead, The Ring, Fight Club, The Matrix, American Beauty, Donnie Darko(!), Napoleon Dynamite, The Ring, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Cell, Saw, Saturday Night Fever, Catch Me If You Can, Green Mile, Pulp Fiction.....Don't do drugs, kids!!

Television:

Drawn Together.....eh...dont actually watch that much tv..sorry..IM SO SORRY!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I like poetry, the petit prince and anything by Paulo Coelho! Fuck Harry Potter!!


Myspace Codes

The button game had to go cos it's seriously wearing off, and a couple of hoodlum's asses stole it from me!! Ragin! Instead, I've got u this picture of the Prince himself! Kiss my poo xx

Heroes:

Daron Malakian, God, Serj Tankian, Paulo Coelho, Rodney Mullen, William Shakespeare, Arto Saari, "Bunny", Mr. Carey....HE HE! Hellou Mr. Carey Sir!!!!I LOVE YOU!

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

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Drugs

 "It's not true that drugs are horrible, as they say in the campaigns. Drugs are bad because they're fantastic."  "Cocaine is the Demon's drug, because it makes you feel omnipotent."...
Posted by BIRD on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST