I am the Champion of Chainsaws, I am the Captain of Safety, I am the Human Nunchuck. I only use my powers to chuck, chainsaw, or safen-up evil. Do not fear me. Bask in my nunchucky, chainsawriffic, safetyness. Evildoers, you have a lot to answer for. Shame on you. Bad evil! Bad!
I was the weird guy in high school. Some might say I still am. I play air harmonica and can say the word "booger" in eleven different languages. I couldn't make up something like that! I failed out of art school, but I graduated culinary school. You may think you're a good cook, but I'm a goddamn chef... and I'm doing nothing with my degree so far. I work in IT, where I've been for the past 11 years. I'm pretty good at it and it pays well, so I can't complain. I can still cook better than most people, and I've got the scars on my hands and psyche to prove it. I've endured enough abuse in the name of trying to pursue my passion and do something creative with my life to know that discresion is the better part of valor. Can I cook better than you? Yeah. I probably can. Am I going to? Only if I really want. In a Past Life...
You Were: A Viking.
Where You Lived: Middlefart, Denmark.
How You Died: Giant fucking axe to the back of the head.
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